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Shower Jacker 

A grown up man who loves a good wank in the shower. To add insult to injury, a shower jackers is typically married and christian (or jew).
-Simon is a shower jacker!
-Yuck, thanks for putting that image in my mind you fuck!
Shower Jacker by Halevi May 20, 2016

Status Jacker 

One who peruses thrift shops and spends 50 cents (unless it's 50% off Mondays) on an item or items and flips the item(s) for thousands of dollars. Jacking the 'Status' of a wealthy person by means of knowing what shit is really worth.
Boss girl is such a status jacker. She just spent $20.00 on 15 pieces to find that they are potentially worth $20,000.00. She's going to do that every chance she gets, as soon as she comes back from her trip to visit L.C. Tiffany in her newly acquired time machine.
Status Jacker by Statusjacker April 26, 2017

Tab jacker

Someone who orders all the expensive items raising the price of the tab
Tab jacker by DLRart May 9, 2018

rip the jacker 

1: The act of double hitting the joint as its being passed around a single puff pass circle.
Hey rip the jacker isn't passing it. We'll have to skip him next time around.
rip the jacker by Gone420 May 5, 2009

swagger jacker

when someone copies another's style, appearance, or lifestyle
LaRon: Dam Jay-Z got some sicks rhymes.
DeShaun: Na son, he a swagger jacker that stuff be Biggies.
swagger jacker by LaRon Jackson October 25, 2008

ass jacker 

one who tricks people, mostly young boys, into recieving anal sex.
-Wow after that Church Overnighter my ass really hurts and I dont know why!
-Dude I told you that priest was an ass jacker.
ass jacker by Antifelcher March 3, 2003