1. Adjective: When a person or a group of people mess around and get absolutely nothing accomplished and just have fun. No sexual conduct of any kind is made.
2. Verb: When one decides to rub their genitals; See Masturbate, Masturbation. Sexual conduct can be made.
2. Verb: When one decides to rub their genitals; See Masturbate, Masturbation. Sexual conduct can be made.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Hey man, you should join our Rugby Team, all we do is jack off during practice. It'll be fun
Guy 2: What kind of jacking off? Throw balls at each other? or just mess around and have fun?
Guy 1: Yeah, mess around man, not masturbate
Example 2:
Guy 1 sticks hand in pants and grabs genitals
*fapfapfapfapfap*
Guy 2: EW MAN THATS GRODDY!
Guy 1: Hey man, you should join our Rugby Team, all we do is jack off during practice. It'll be fun
Guy 2: What kind of jacking off? Throw balls at each other? or just mess around and have fun?
Guy 1: Yeah, mess around man, not masturbate
Example 2:
Guy 1 sticks hand in pants and grabs genitals
*fapfapfapfapfap*
Guy 2: EW MAN THATS GRODDY!
by whathe12 November 13, 2011
Get the Jack Off mug.Noun: A person, either male or female, who wastes a car salesperson's time when that salesperson could be doing something either more constructive or entertaining. Used as the strongest epithet for a non-buyer in the retail automotive industry.
"Would you believe that fucking Jack-off had Johnny test drive him in three cars then left without so much as a writeup!!" Also, "Beat it, you Jack-off!" Frequently shortened to "Jack", such as "What a Jack!"
by daxwes September 19, 2009
Get the Jack-off mug.that bitch would'nt gimme none last night so i pounded the ol geezer in intill my jacking off juice came.
by Kanidate October 4, 2005
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Rob: what George?
George: I saw Billy jacking off. No girls were around at all!
Rob: what George?
George: I saw Billy jacking off. No girls were around at all!
by Uhohitsanoreocouple April 1, 2009
Get the Jacking off mug.Can be used as a noun to refer to a guy who wastes time, is a complete loser, and cannot get anything done. This guy may well be popular with friends, the ladies, and whomever he meets, but has never accomplished anything and never will. Anything he has tried to achieve has ended up in disaster.
That Kramer on Seinfeld sure is funny even if he is a complete jack off.
Steve, did you complete the final report so you can graduate from high school next week?
No. I'm such a complete jack off that I never get anything done.
Smoking pot will really just turn you into a lazy jack off.
Steve, did you complete the final report so you can graduate from high school next week?
No. I'm such a complete jack off that I never get anything done.
Smoking pot will really just turn you into a lazy jack off.
by achyhead December 28, 2005
Get the jack off mug.I was twelve when my older cousin taught me how to jack off -- I couldn't cum, but it felt awesome -- and when I squirted my first load, it was unbelievably awesome!
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