A reportedly impossible aerial maneuver performed by Maverick in Top-Gun... but really refers to getting deepthroated while standing at the edge of a bed by a girl on her back with her head hanging over the edge.
To perform perfectly one must also flip her the bird.
WARNING! A mysterious Dolphin Cry may be heard. Do not fear. No dolphins are harmed in the act.
To perform perfectly one must also flip her the bird.
WARNING! A mysterious Dolphin Cry may be heard. Do not fear. No dolphins are harmed in the act.
Russian Dude: "Why did you inverted flyby my sister!?"
Offender: "I was communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. You know, giving her the bird."
Offender: "I was communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. You know, giving her the bird."
by Bdamn December 3, 2010
Get the Inverted Flybymug. The act of sitting back to front on the toilet, leaning back with your ankles up on the cistern or feet on the wall. This produces particularly effective results when suffering diarrhea, with the effect being faeces shrapnel all over the high part of the rear of the bowl, including up under the seat.
I wasn't going to leave that pricks place without making my mark so I snuck off the the bathroom and assumed the inverted kanga on the toilet. He'll be cleaning that for days.
by chench October 5, 2006
Get the inverted kangamug. When a mans penis is in hibernation all year round and never gets to see the time of day...and the only way to see the head of the penis is to push in the belly button of the person who has the inverted penis.
Hey guys, why cant we ever see Jareds dick?
Because he has an inverted penis that is in hibernation.
Because he has an inverted penis that is in hibernation.
by gingerssuck June 2, 2009
Get the inverted penismug. This happens when your underwear are violently shoved up your anus as opposed to the traditional straight-up yank.
by Zack March 26, 2004
Get the Inverted Weggiemug. when a woman is taking a shit, a male goen in and puts his cock in her mouth and she performs oral sex on him.
My girl was taking a shit so I went in a shoved my cock in her mouth ans she gave me an inverted blumpkin
by Donnie May 21, 2004
Get the inverted blumpkinmug. Dwight: Number one: Inverted Penis
Meredith: Could you mean vagina? Because if you do, I want that covered.
Meredith: Could you mean vagina? Because if you do, I want that covered.
by ThE cReAtOr September 18, 2019
Get the inverted penismug. The phenomenon that occurs when a penis shrivels up and shrinks so much that it actually becomes tiny and hard. Usually due to being in the extreme cold or from seeing something disgusting.
by CptPoopants April 26, 2012
Get the Inverted Bonermug.