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Internetillect

Combination of the words internet and intellect.
The state of being knowledgeable of the information on the internet. Whether it's from a social network, a search engine or a factual information found on the internet.
People today are now internetillect, any information they need can now be accessed by the internet.
by Tapum November 10, 2016
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Internetian

A person who spends a lot of their time on the internet.
Guy 1: Dude, you spend too much of your time on the internet-
Guy 2: I think the word for that you are looking for is "internetian".

Guy 1: Oh, ok. As I was saying... you're such an internetian, you need to come outside and play more often.
by Zik150+Subs June 17, 2020
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internets

A term originally used to mock Bush, but has degraded into a word hipsters use in an attempt to make themselves sound cooler. People who use the word are the peope who also use teh and le because quite simply they saw everyone else doing it.

This also goes for teh internets, the typed form of the word in which the is intentionally mistyped, so they can make themselves look like the largest douchebags possible.
Hipster: I was surfing the internets at starbucks...
Person: Shut up, you are a douchebag.
by Andrew Apocalypse October 19, 2005
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the internets

What an ULTRA UBER computer noob would say when they make a their first double click on the internet explorer icon.
Noob: oh my god, im using THE INTERNETS!!!111
by hanes July 10, 2005
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internomics

Internomics a new idea that questions the validity of economics. The main question that it brings about is, "Why would anyone buy anything when you can get it for free on the internet?"

For a product to be internomic, anyone must be able to get as much of that product as that want with a budget of zero dollars.

Some internomic examples include: Porn, Music, Movies, TV Shows, Audiobooks, E-Reader Books, Ringtones, Games, Computer Programs, Computer Operating Systems, etc.
Guy "Dude check out this playboy I just bought. It's so hawtt!"

Buddy "Why did you buy that guy? Porn has internomics."
by masonhankins February 20, 2011
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internetigence

Measures how well one is able to quickly find information he or she is looking for from the internet.
Alice is able to find the most popular YouTube video faster than Bob because she exhibits a higher internetigence.
by Eigenhalo January 2, 2012
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internets

in response to the "internets" being correct.From your own source www.internet2.org "Internet2 is a consortium being led by 207 universities working in partnership with industry and government to develop and deploy advanced network applications and technologies, accelerating the creation of tomorrow's Internet. Internet2 is recreating the partnership among academia, industry and government that fostered today´s Internet in its infancy. The primary goals of Internet2 are to:

* Create a leading edge network capability for the national research community
* Enable revolutionary Internet applications
* Ensure the rapid transfer of new network services and applications to the broader Internet community.
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by that definition it is not a seperate network from the current internet, but rather a collective working to make the current internet better.

It would be ridicoulos to not run this over existing network lines. They are one in the same, and your proof debunked it's self.
"I heard some universities are making a new internet" "Not really, just working to improve the one we have."
by Djduckie August 31, 2005
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