Instinct

If your looking it up you don't have it.

Instinct if you don't have, why you looking.

by MineOwedWu's March 27, 2021

Jarsquat instinct

The innate urge to squeeze glass objects with a hand or other orifice until it shatters.

Ronald: hey Bill, you ever get jarsquat instinct while stocking preserves?
Bill while intensely clutching a jar of jam: how did you figure out?

by Jank Sinatra September 11, 2023

Ultra Instinct

A transformation only acheived by gods and the mortal Son Goku in Toriyamas Dragon Ball Super

Whis: Its just my assuption but
Beerus: Its Ultra Instinct

*Every other god is shocked*

by MUIGoku April 21, 2018

Ultra Instinct

It is the non-mastered form that mere mortals adopted from our lord Shaggy that allows its user to dodge, block and/or attack subconsciously anything that represent a threat just by mere reflexes. It activates at an extreme danger situation, and can only be archived by being close af to death.

-Yo, you sawed that?
-What?
-That nigga just went full ultra instinct on that dude! Help him!
-Who?!

by LilNibbaVat June 12, 2019

The Clench Instinct

When a human dies, their final instinct is to clench their lower orifices. This is why Necrophiliacs claim that corpses are better than the real thing.

Human 1: Dude you see that girl when she was almost stabbed.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.

Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.

by erwkjls;lkqy54gb March 18, 2019

instinctical

an action you commit based purely on instinct.

an example of its use is as a way out of an akward situation where you did something embarrassing.

"Did you seriously just take off your pants?"
* Awkward silence*
"Um...well it was purely instinctical!"

"You just gave me the middle finger."
"No I didn't! I mean, I did, but it was instinctical, so it didn't mean anything."

by glabsager April 7, 2010

extinct by instinct

Making a poor or even fatal decision based on hasty judgment or a gut reaction

IDK MANNNNNNN JUST BE EXTINCT BY INSTINCT LIKE THE DINOSAURS

by Kushlossus of Klout November 19, 2021