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extinct by instinct

Making a poor or even fatal decision based on hasty judgment or a gut reaction
IDK MANNNNNNN JUST BE EXTINCT BY INSTINCT LIKE THE DINOSAURS
by Kushlossus of Klout November 19, 2021
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Ultra Instinct

Being able to dodge literally whatever the fuck someone throws at you without even breaking a sweat.
Someone dodges a combo of punches in a game or in real life
P1: Is that dude on Ultra Instinct?
P2: We're fucked.
P1: Anally.
by Theskullygami444 January 21, 2018
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Jarsquat instinct

The innate urge to squeeze glass objects with a hand or other orifice until it shatters.
Ronald: hey Bill, you ever get jarsquat instinct while stocking preserves?
Bill while intensely clutching a jar of jam: how did you figure out?
by Jank Sinatra September 11, 2023
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Ultra Instinct

A transformation in Dragon Ball Super inspired by a real life phenomenon when a Gamer is one shot in a bossfight that the person has spent alot of time on, this real life transformation will utalize the reserve of Gfuel in your system by concentrating it in the persons brain reducing the gamers reactiontime by as much as 100% and increasing your brains foresight ability by as much as an astounding 20,000,000,000% although something that has probably happened to alot of people it is increadibly hard to activate because of the situations extremely percise requirements.
"I went totally Ultra instinct on Micheal yesterday when we were playing Fifa, take that Micheal you dumb b*tch.
by Salvia Trader August 30, 2020
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The Clench Instinct

When a human dies, their final instinct is to clench their lower orifices. This is why Necrophiliacs claim that corpses are better than the real thing.
Human 1: Dude you see that girl when she was almost stabbed.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.

Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.
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Instinct

Instinct is a weird dude, editing videos while looking at Lewdrexes new post. He is a bastard on Twitter that doesn't deserve 731 followers. He's hella gay.
"Look! It's Instinct from Twitter!"
"Ew!"
by Skully's definitions October 7, 2020
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instinctical

an action you commit based purely on instinct.

an example of its use is as a way out of an akward situation where you did something embarrassing.
"Did you seriously just take off your pants?"
* Awkward silence*
"Um...well it was purely instinctical!"

"You just gave me the middle finger."
"No I didn't! I mean, I did, but it was instinctical, so it didn't mean anything."
by glabsager April 7, 2010
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