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instapong

A fart that stinks the second it comes out of your anus.
Friend: ew, what stinks?
You: woah! Sorry man, I did an instapong!
Friend: gross!
by old fruit May 4, 2019
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instabond

connecting with a person prematurely
when a new acquaintance adopts an attitude of intimacy and familiarity that is premature
Someone tells you "I feel like you're my soulmate" after just meeting you, is an example of instabonding.
by Courage! September 11, 2019
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instarider

A person who owns a motorcycle and only rides when the sun is out and there’s absolutely no chance of rain.

They ride, for only one reason, to take photos of their bike, and usually themselves, in places close to their home to post on social media.

Instariders only care about the likes they get for their pictures of their bikes and don’t care for the ride itself.
“You think Gavin will come for a ride today?”
“Nah, there’s a little cloud over there and he won’t get any good photos.”
“Bloody instarider.”
by Coondawgs August 1, 2020
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Instapreneur

Someone who comes up with a lot of entrepreneurial ideas for new Instagram accounts.
Sis: "How many Instagram accounts do you have?"
Bro: "More than seven. I keep coming up with great reasons to make another account. I guess I'm an Instapreneur."
by Licensed_Nerd October 9, 2020
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