fur fairy

invisible playmate for kittens and adult cats. Not yet scientifically proven, this adoption of an invisible being provides the best plausible explanation after centuries of careful observations of unassisted feline playful behaivor.
While we were both resting on the couch, Tiger suddenly dashed off my lap in pursuit of something, pounced, rolled, jumped, then intently stared near my feet. I couldn't see what he was playing with so it had to be another invisible fur fairy.
by philene September 10, 2007
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fur trader

A mildly derogatory name for a lesbian. These woman are usually easy to spot in a crowd.
I can't even talk to the tail at work because this fur trader keeps cock blocking me.
by Anonymous May 07, 2003
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fur mom

A person who believes their dog barks sparkles and poops rainbows and can't do a thing wrong.
That dog is so out of control, and it's fur mom doesn't see anything wrong with it.
by Pseudonymony July 27, 2017
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Fur Pants

When a man has so much hair on his legs and ass that he feels and looks like he's wearing pants made of fur.
Did you see how hairy that guy was? He totally had fur pants.
by heather...p July 01, 2010
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fur traders

While out kayaking on the Columbia, I saw some fur traders tip over and lose all their beaver traps.
by cabin boy December 27, 2009
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fur panty

A condition that occurs when a woman's bush has been neglected to the point that it grows wide, high, and thick until it looks like (and provides as much coverage) as pair of fur granny-panties. The most extreme cases extend all the way up to the belly-button from hip to hip. Made popular by most actresses in 1970's European porn and hippies. Also see wookie bush
The girl I picked up at the bluegrass festival must have had on a fur panty, I'm still picking pubes out of my teeth.
by JJcruiser June 26, 2008
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fur-necki

People with alot of hair on the back of their necks.
See all that hair on the back of that guy's neck, that is what we call a fur-necki.
by Jaux T. Pose' November 09, 2006
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