Florida Man Self Czech Out

A man from Florida nakedly planks across two little people, who use their above-average upper body strength to support Florida Man’s weight, evenly distributed, of course. Florida Man then masturbates himself to completion onto the awaiting back of a delegate from the Czech Republic, who is crawling on all fours, shirtless, back and forth under the planking Florida Man. The maneuver is complete once the two little people sufficiently belittle Florida Man for his lack of teeth and sperm count.

Meg: Pat has been arrested twice now for his unauthorized performance of the Florida Man Self Czech Out.

James: That’s right! You actually have to be a state resident to perform that unindictedly.

by Blowhole Immersion August 19, 2023

Czech- Republican Hat Maker

This is when you shave your pubes and place it in a cup, then skeeting in the cup and pouring everything on a girl's hair.

John gave Sally a Czech- Republican Hat Maker.

by John Czech January 7, 2007

Czech check

When a Craigslist doctor sets up an appointment with you in his garage, hotel room, etc and insists on performing multiple digital rectal exams/prostate checks within a single "appointment."

I set up an appointment with Dr. Nick to get my medical marijuana card, but he insisted on Czech checking me before he'd authorize it.

by Daodalus December 5, 2017

Czech Vibe

Sudden moan used as sound effect in a song is called a Czech Vibe.

'Baby, I wanna *uh*(Czech Vibe)!'

by Tiffinitons February 25, 2017

Czech One

To do something fast.

Man we gotta get going.
Hold on, I need to czech one a shit.

by Pornman820 November 16, 2020

Spell-Czech Republic

Where ordinary words go to be reborn.

Dictating while driving and doing her nails, her text said that she was happy with her new high bridge Toyota Penis. Could she give him a shocking lisp? If he would pick up a few ripe tornadoes and parrots she could cook his favorite vaginal soup.

He didn't even try to translate. Once again she had crossed the border into the Spell-Czech Republic.

by Monkey's Dad December 10, 2020

Czech Party

When someone pours beer into a womans vag and then drinks it out with a straw.

“Yo lets do the Czech Party!”

by Stan1 December 18, 2022