A man from Florida nakedly planks across two little people, who use their above-average upper body strength to support Florida Man’s weight, evenly distributed, of course. Florida Man then masturbates himself to completion onto the awaiting back of a delegate from the Czech Republic, who is crawling on all fours, shirtless, back and forth under the planking Florida Man. The maneuver is complete once the two little people sufficiently belittle Florida Man for his lack of teeth and sperm count.
Meg: Pat has been arrested twice now for his unauthorized performance of the Florida Man Self Czech Out.
James: That’s right! You actually have to be a state resident to perform that unindictedly.
James: That’s right! You actually have to be a state resident to perform that unindictedly.
by Blowhole Immersion August 19, 2023
Get the Florida Man Self Czech Outmug. This is when you shave your pubes and place it in a cup, then skeeting in the cup and pouring everything on a girl's hair.
by John Czech January 7, 2007
Get the Czech- Republican Hat Makermug. Czech flicker gooning is gooning but at a next level, you stroke ur johnson so hard you need to get ur balls to fall off and then drench ur penis in the czech national food.
by Flicker Gooner September 5, 2025
Get the Czech Flicker Gooningmug. When you are visiting Czechia and discover some bomb Mexican food that’s spicy as hell, with actual Mexican’s running the joint, and enjoy your first Czech’s-Mex!
by ToddDamnDaniel July 17, 2024
Get the Czech’s-Mexmug. When a VZ-61 Skorpion fires a 20-round magazine empties before any of the brass hits the ground.
Defined by Brandon Herrera in his video about the said weapon.
Defined by Brandon Herrera in his video about the said weapon.
"It's like the Czech Golden Shower. I'm not sure if that's on Urban Dictionary, but I'm sure it's not my description."
-Brandon Herrera, in his video on the VZ-61 Skorpion
-Brandon Herrera, in his video on the VZ-61 Skorpion
by FirewreackerNik4 November 17, 2022
Get the Czech golden showermug. 
Brandon Herrera: The VZ-61 makes such a cool noise when you do the Czech golden shower.
Me: Please Brandon, have my children.
Me: Please Brandon, have my children.
by Lets_Go_Brandon November 17, 2022
Get the Czech golden showermug.