The ones who sell their soul to the devil for fame and game

True followers include:
Jay-Z
Acomb, Stephen
Donnaly, Colton
Obama, Barrack
Pitt, Brad
Hitler, Adolph
Cruise, Tom
Satan performed a 3 way with Adolf Hitler and Barrack Obama and created the perfect illuminati baby, and named it Stephen Acomb.
by SatanCumingForStephen January 19, 2014
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A pejorative for liberal in American politics. It is often used in Republican and conservative circles.

"The those illuminati leftists are trying to raise taxes again."
by Dean Mann November 8, 2008
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A group of wanna-ba forum hackers whose sole mission is to invade party topics and bully around anyone who they feel is "inferior" to them. In my encounters with them, they will make up any lie they can, only to make themselves look good. They usually don't care for the truth and rely on lame "1337 speak" to lure innocent pre-teens to them and shape them into what I describe them as "wanna-be badass pre-teens." They are those who usually have a deadjournal and write n00bish entries about how they think they are the coolest things on the internet.

The Illuminati's greatest stength is in its number of "allies" and the way they bully up on those who are well known with girls, have a interest in Hamtaro and similar anime/games/etc, and/or make simple typos that make them look "homosexual." Usually, their methods would involve anti-homosexual comments, spreading false rumors, impersonations, and massive amounts of ego-boosting.

They are responsible for scaring away all-around nice forum goers such as myself. They are typically banned from the forums that they attempt to invade. If you see them on the forums you go to, the admins would make short work of them in due time.
The Illuminati have such huge egos and are very selfish.
by DVGBA March 5, 2005
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A two-man secret organization that consists of the camerlengo and a hired killer, the second of which believes he is performing Satanism while actually 'helping' the church. Its main aim is to make the people religious zealots by giving them fear of a long-lost group.

SPECIALITIES: Sadistic murders, antimatter and administering fire burns on people.

MEMBER PROFILES:

HASSASIN
The chief assasin of the Illuminati. A necrophilia perv who likes his women killed or begging to be killed.

JANUS
Camerlengo in disguise. Killed his own father as a service to God. Nearly destroyed Vatican City, as another gift to the Holy Father.
"The Illuminati just called me desperately, saying they'd pay me $50 to attend the church. Suspiciously out of character..."

"Well I too got a call from a 'Illuminati' member too, asking me where my wife was buried. Now why in hell would anyone want to know that??"
by wearethebhai2 August 23, 2009
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Guy 1 - Dude what is Illuminati?
Guy 2 - Its been confirmed.
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When someone is not telling you something(i.e a secret)
tiffany: I'm not going to tell you Brian
Brian: What are you; the Illuminati?
by Biscity November 29, 2015
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