Subset of our species that speaks through triangulation. Natural evolution of humankind.
I think the illuminati has taken control of my son.
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The most elite Fortnite squad known to man including: Young Ninja, Young Myth, Young Cizzorz, and Young Tomato Base God. This group of four Fortnite gods has yet to not get a Victory Royale.
Charlie Gordon: “Boy I wish I was a part of the Illuminati. Too bad I am not elite and have 0 kills.”
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Yo dude whats the illuminati?
Its the government foo you kno them hoes stay watchin us
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A secret organized group of people or "elites" who are superior to everyone and watch the world through an all seeing eye that can see everyone at all times. They also control every big organization and control us as well. Some even believe aliens are apart of the illuminati.
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A secret organisation of Satan worshippers who have a connection with every person in the world. They can control our favourite entertainers and control them in a way that is truly exasperating.
Britney spears shaved her head and acted crazy. She’s turning weird bro” - friend
“She’s probably being controlled by the illuminati”- me
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A group that created human life on Earth and micromanges everything that goes on in the universe. The leader of the illuminati is a Cole Barnes.
Member of the illuminati: *makes a triangle with their hands* "ILLUMINATI ILLUMINATI ILLUMINATI!"

Other members from around the world: *joins in and occasionally shouts "triangles!"*
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A secret society founded by Adam Weishaupt in 1776. The goals of the Illuminati are basically world domination (one world government controlled by the Illuminati members. In order to accomplish this the Illuminati set out to control the most powerful nations of the world , which at the time wer Great Britain and France. The Illuminati claimed to have been behind the Revolutionary War and the Frech Revolution to weaken the two nations governments. However the Bavarian government discovered the Illukinati and forced them underground. They them tried to control contries through more wars they claim to have organized to weaken Europe, for example the Napoleonic wars, and through control over International Bankers which they could screw up the global economy. The Illuminati claim to be behind the WorldWars, WWI was to destroy the Czars and turn Russia to communism, WWII was to build up global communism. They say that there will be a WWIII that will pitt the political Zionists against the Moslem leaders and drain the international community so a world government would have to be accepted.

Do not confuse the Illuminati with Masonry/Freemasonry. They are two very different groups. The Illuminati wants one world government. Freemasons don't really have a goal they are a fraternity of men who believe in a God and are good-natured people. They are do a lot of charity work/community service and aren't very secretive.
Illuminati symbol:

Eye of Providence (the pyramid on the one dollar bill with the eye, also known as the All-Seeing Eye)
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