illinest

another way to say illest

this camp is like the illinest thing i've ever been to!

by pauka! May 13, 2005

Hampshire Illinois

Hampshire Illinois is a little conservative redneck town out in the country. Friday night hot spot is Casey’s gas station and people drive tractors to school. Let’s roll up some joints and go ride my John Deere and farm! Hampshire Illinois is a perfect example of Trump USA.

Let’s cruise the countryside of Hampshire Illinois and smoke a blunt!

by CountryLivingHampshireIL August 27, 2018

illicit

illegitimate, illegal

by Larstait November 6, 2003

University of Illinois

The university is located in central Illinois across the towns of Champaign and Urbana. The school is well known for its academics, athletics, party scene, and school spirit. It is consistently ranked among the top universities in America in U.S. News and World Report. The university is commonly recognized for its exceptional engineering and business programs. It was also ranked the eighteenth best party school in the United States in 2009 by the Princeton Review. It is home to the largest Greek Community in the country with over 50 fraternities and 30 sororities. Alumni from the university are some of the most successful men and women in America, this includes Roger Ebert, the founders of YouTube, Deron Williams, and much more. Whether it is attending a Big Ten football game, going out to the bars, or chanting the famous I-L-L-I-N-I chant the students of this campus love their school.

My four years at the University of Illinois was the best experience of my life.

The University of Illinois is the greatest school in the Big Ten.

by Andy Roffer March 30, 2009

Illinoishole

Term of "endearment" for anyone who resides in the Land of Lincoln, especially when observed operating a motor vehicle, or serving as Governor. Very prevalent to use this term while driving through Chicagoland.

Geez, that Illinoishole is flying down this road! They must be late for a bribe!

by Bolie September 14, 2012

Illinois Walrus Bang

The act of shoving two (preferably large) penises in each nostril of a person, usually performed during a threesome.

Optional: The one getting molested can also have a harpoon shoved in the anus during intercourse to make the experience more exhilarating. The one being fucked is also encouraged to bark like a walrus as well.

"Remember that somebody out there prefers the Illinois Walrus Bang over the Illinois Backyard Roast"

by TheRealFuhrer October 14, 2014

Illinois enema bandit

Subject of frank Zappa song and later a movie who tied up female victims , robbed them, and gave them an enema before leaving.

She wanted Michael to fuck her but he went Illinois enema bandit on her ,tied her up and reamed her out with hot soapy water causing projectile diarhea.

by NWA10000 January 18, 2015