A fruse statement

When you are not sure if a statement is true or false so instead of saying "A true statement." or "A false statement." you say "A fruse statement.". If you somehow cannot tell, fruse is a combination of the word true and the word false.
"Hmmm, that is quite a fruse statement you made there."
by ComputerWorld February 05, 2024
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Neutral Statement

A statement that is free of bias or personal opinion
The bathroom smells is a Neutral Statement
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'I feel' statements

Are a framing device used in therapy (couples therapy specifically) so that a statement made isn't seen as an attack.
Hym "So, no... 'I feel' statements are not the natural byproduct of female biology. People are literally being taught to speak like that. And (again), in terms of emotiality, You
by Hym Iam August 17, 2023
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Dzerla statement

A statement only Dzerla would say.
B : "A computer."
A : "No."
B : "Then who?"
A : "Peter."
B : "Well Peter IS a computer."
A : "That's such a Dzerla statement."
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Fashion Mis-statement

When people put together different fashion trends or try to being back a past trend and it just doesn't work out.
I am not sure that headbands were ever really a female fashion hit, but I can tell you that Mia made a huge fashion mis-statement with that one tonight. She looked silly.
by Djsparty July 08, 2010
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sandwich statement

a comment made that does not pertain to anything intelligent.
"so sometime i can only eat half of a sandwich because the other half is gross to me"
damn that was such a sandwich statement
by dicklick101 October 24, 2009
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Pillow Statement

A similar type of conversation as a Blanket Statement, only this time it is not a statement at all and is instead an action where the one making the statement will suffocate (usually by a pillow) said person(s) being approached; A less broad statement than the Blanket Statement, but a stronger way to send a message.
Guy: Look, I'm sorry man, I just don't get it.
Girl: If you don't get how I'm feeling, how about I lay it out to you in a Pillow Statement.
Guy: The hell is a Pillow Statement. And, no thanks.
Girl: That wasn't a question.
by Gbunny81 July 23, 2022
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