icicle crick

What happens to a penis when its rock hard, yet unbelievably cold, as in frozen.

Mark had an icicle crick rolling, and I told him, "better get that looked at."

by nofaceoz October 12, 2021

Italian Icicle

When an Italian man dies and he starts to go through rigor mortis and then his penis gets hard. Then a woman or man decides to ride it.

“I saw a dead mobster in the alley last night, and his dick was hard as fuck. I rode that thing like an Italian Icicle.”

by Down with the mortis October 6, 2025

Radicate the icicle

To make something previously weird/boring cool by doing it a lot.

Doctor 1: Since people picked their noses too much, we figured out its good for their health!
Doctor 2: That's one way to radicate the icicle.

by Kobble_(st)one January 18, 2021

The icicle

When you fill up a cup or container with ice cold water and put your nuts in it

Man this heat is killing me, I need the icicle

by Nuuuuuuuuuuu July 11, 2024

Icicle Reem

When two freaky ass Eskimos proceed to use an icicle as a butt plug and have sex while it melts in the ass.

Tina wanted to get freaky while we were in Alaska so I showed her the old Icicle Reem. Surprisingly she loved it.

by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019

Finnish Icicle

When you freeze your penis to where it starts being painful, then you run inside and place it inside of your sleeping significant others vagina.

It's cold outside, my dicks about to freeze off I better run inside and give the old wifey a Finnish Icicle to save it from happening.

by Mr.Bee February 21, 2022

Icicle Fingers

The term used between girls when describing their boyfriends going down on them if their hands weren't *ahem properly warmed up.

"Debra, Dave and I had such a wonderful time last night"
"I heard"
"What about your night, I mean we're both on our second honeymoon."
"I started down on him and then he wanted to flip it around so I got on my back and the A/C was on and well, he froze me down there."
"Oh no"

"Oh yes, he had Icicle Fingers"

by staciaw October 4, 2016