I got me and you. I got us, together. We're a team. It can be said in a touching moment or when you're paying for someone as a favor. You don't expect anything in return. Only used with good friends.
Friend: "How much does it cost to get in?"
You: "Don't worry, I got us."
Significant Other: "I'm feeling really overwhelmed lately. Sorry if I'm slackin"
You: "Don't worry baby I got us"
You: "Don't worry, I got us."
Significant Other: "I'm feeling really overwhelmed lately. Sorry if I'm slackin"
You: "Don't worry baby I got us"
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by JankyNSwanky September 30, 2021

When you say something or post something on the internet that you regret, and a bunch of people see it and you're embarrassed, you save yourself by saying you got hacked and it wasn't you who posted it. Luckily, this does occasionally happen, so it's a believable story, and no one can hold you accountable for what you said.
James: Posts: Man I'm having a shitty day I hope my boss dies! *regrets the post the next day*
Boss: James, why did you shit talk me on facebook?
James: I got hacked! Chill out!
Boss: James, why did you shit talk me on facebook?
James: I got hacked! Chill out!
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