Eat Humble Pussy

What naughty blokes (and some naughty girls) do when they've got problems with 'her indoors' and have no chance of escape.

I've forgotten our wedding anniversary. I'm going to have to go home and eat humble pussy.

by Luchasi July 28, 2017

Cum-humbler

Verb- When you are receiving fellatio and right before ejaculation, the person sucking shoves two fingers in your ass while folding your legs up over your head and making you cum in your own face.

That slippery bitch had me folded over giving me a cum-humbler before I even knew what was happening.

Past tense- I almost lost an eye when that ungrateful snatch cum-humbled me.

by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018

humble pie

to eat humble pie is to apologize and/or face humiliation. originated from the dish "umbles pie" which peasants ate in medieval times (umbles are the innards of deer/cow/boar/whatever else was lying around)

Donald: I'm sorry... I didn't realize...
Maria: Eat humble pie dickface.

by brettruby December 29, 2008

humble skux

some one who is a real chick magnet but he does not know it himself or doesnt boast about it.

Joe: What are you doing tonight?
Reese: These girls from the shore invited me over for drinks but i think ill do some study for my exams, theyre annoying anyway.
Joe: woah humble skuxx

by lad boi November 12, 2014

humble cauldron

A fucking joke fam

I feel like a humble cauldron

by Jimmyballs101 August 28, 2017

Humble

If you call yourself humble, you're no longer humble.

Bitch, be humble! Sit down!

by Droeftoeter May 20, 2017

humblebragging

verb: to say in a covert yet boastful manner. To show off with indirect phrasing.

Pretty much anything Gwyneth Paltrow tweets can be considered humblebragging.

"Who do I have to bang to get an advance copy of the new @coldplay album? I mean, really." -Gwyneth Paltrow

by coffeenmorphine September 8, 2011