happy hotel

A euphemism for a mental institution, which is a place for people who have gone completely mental.

Joe: Hey Nick, have you heard? George Bush is the smartest guy in the world.
Nick: ... O... kay... So when are those nice people in white coats going to take you to the happy hotel?
Joe: I dunno... I heard that they wanted me over at three.
Nick: .... *Quietly backs away*

by Mr Potatohead Crapmobile July 1, 2006

hotel room sex law

This law states that when a couple stays in a hotel room they must have sex. No exceptions. Sex is optional outside of the confines of hotel rooms only.

I wasn’t in the mood to have sex, but we were out of town, so the hotel room sex law was in effect.

by Popesum October 18, 2020

trap hotel

A house or apartment where drugs are sold.

John: Yo, have you been to the trap hotel up on Baker?
Evan: No, but I heard they got some good shit.

by halfbakedrookie June 15, 2018

smackdown hotel

As originally used by Duane Johnson (AKA "The Rock"), the Smackdown Hotel is located at "the corner of Know Your Role Blvd. and Jabroni Drive". It's where an opponent would wind up after receiving the Rock's finishing move, "The Rockbottom".

"It's your time to check into the Smackdown Hotel, you Jabroni!"

by Shawn Fahrer December 15, 2007

Hotel meltdown

When someone is so tired from a long trip, and finally arrives at the hotel, and gets annoyed by various things and has a hotel meltdown.

Jimmy t was tired from the bus ride and was tormented by 3 teenage boys, eventually causing a hotel meltdown.

by Shartbutton July 27, 2010

Papa Hotel

Military slang for pussy hole.

Coined by a great naval commander in the 502nd.

You foxtrot any papa hotel this weekend?

by The502nd October 20, 2008

Hotel California

Hotel California is written by a band called the eagles. There is much agurement of the overall meaning. What i have pulled out of the song is being trapped in fame, for example you can check out anytime you like but you can never leave (meaning you wont be left alone/forgotten). Another line in this song is up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering light, meaning being drawn in by the beauty and money and wanting it all. Such a lovely place, meaning a lovely life that only the bystanders see. I was thing to myself this could be heaven or hell, being good or bad. Basically overall saying the horrors behind the scenes the bystanders dont see. I had to find the passage back to the place i was before, finally realizing they did not want this after all.

Hotel California

A song realizing what they want and now cant handle

by Cozi.tan May 29, 2015