Hormone Drunk

A state of feeling so smitten and undeniably attracted to someone that it makes your head spin.

Abby was so hormone Drunk over Ethan that she couldn't even focus on her daily routines.

by Hnogfer May 15, 2020

Hormonal Backfire

The guilt you feel after ejaculation if you let your hormones take over your rationalization skills and you become really dirty-minded towards someone else in which there's something to regret afterwards.

Jamal: Dude I sent nudes to Jessica and I felt scared later
Mike: Sounds to me like hormonal backfire

by KoolDashKid November 25, 2017

Holiday Hormonal Blend

the rearrangement of hormones in the human body that occurs as a person anticipates the enjoyment of a holiday or vacation

Today, the students seem more distracted than usual. Well, the Thanksgiving vacation starts soon, so it must be that Holiday Hormonal Blend!

(two days before the Memorial Day weekend in the USA) I’ve got the steaks sitting in marinade, and I must say that as for myself, my brain is already soaking in that Holiday Hormonal Blend!

Q: Who are the holiday-hormonal-blend challenged?
A: Workaholics.

by Rudee May 27, 2017

Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem

Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!

by TheLegendThatBe October 08, 2011

summer hormones

when you start getting horny randomly for no apparent reason, it can just be like talking to someone and getting turned on.

i think i’m getting summer hormones again 😖

by a.b.swizzle June 03, 2019

Hormone hangover

Those incredibly shitty and painful mornings when you wake up and are on your period. Your have cramps, your lower back hurts, you're slightly nauseous from the pain, you feel like you have a fever, sometimes a headache and everything just hurts.

I had to text my roomate to get my midol and hot water bottle cuz i have a wicked hormone hangover and I can't even fucking get up.

by Microwaves July 31, 2024

hormone id system

when humans are able to tell what hormones someone is transmitting through interaction.

The hormone id system had the political aide thinking everyone wanted to shake his hand.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018