Hooman

An Uber ride for a virus.

Just cough right there and drop me on this hooman.

by Yna Nutshell March 20, 2020

Helo Hooman

what people think a doggo says when speaking to their owner

Doggo: Helo Hooman. May I have Bepis?

by hiddensea1234 December 6, 2020

hoomer

Baby boomer generation level humor.

This old guy has a great sense of hoomer.

by msgul December 25, 2019

Hooman

The tendency to greet or thank someone through prostration with one's left hand tucked by one's stomach.

Hey, it looks like that guy is bent over and holding his stomach like he's about to throw up. - No, He's just busting a Hooman.

by TheSleazyOne October 18, 2008

hoomba

A "nothing" word used to replace a noun when the appropriate noun cannot be thought of in the amount necessary for conversation.

1) "Hey, grab me that...hoomba"
2) "I was struck on the back of the head with a...hoomba."

by AmateurX March 6, 2009

Hooman

child molester from pasadena that has a penchant for deuces

Hey, watch out. I think that guy is trying to Hooman your kid.

by Eljeffe October 18, 2008

Hoomad

A Deez Nuts joke. Said backwards become "doomah".

Tom: Hey Jared, what does Hoomad spell backwards?
Jared:... Doomah?
Tom: DOOMAH NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH HAHAH
Jared: aw shucks, you got me good.

by Sgbrry July 10, 2021