homersexual

n. - male who is able to attract and/or retain one or more faithful female or male companions/lovers despite truncal obesity, male pattern baldness, underemployment, boorish behavior, limited intelligence, and/or other features undeserving of such companionship

Stan: Jane seems to have her shit together.
Alice: I agree - she's sensible, smart, and fun to hang around with.
Stan: What's with John? He's a total deadbeat without any redeeming qualities.
Alice: I know - I guess Jane's a homersexual.

by thedoctorman2000 August 9, 2009

Homersexual

A person who becomes sexually aroused whenever talking about their blind loyalty to their favorite sports team.

Susan's reaction to the return of Roger Clemens gave away her undying homersexual nature, not that theres anything wrong with that.

by Bill30Yankee August 1, 2013

homelessexual

a person who never has intercourse at their own home

Brad and Angela are such homelessexuals, they always do it at my house

by Shane McNeil February 1, 2007

homesexualnecropedafeliacaphobia

the act of being scared of being "sexed" by a man after you die

You are a homesexualnecropedafeliacaphobia

by wacked_bunny May 7, 2007

homersexual

The polar opposite of metrosexual

He's such a homersexual - he doesn't even bother to look in the mirror in the morning.

by TracerJoJo March 16, 2004

homelessexual

adj. A person who is sexually attracted to those of the same sex and lacks a means of shelter at the same time.

Tim: I heard Damon came out of the closet
John: What closet? He lost his home, now he's homelessexual.

by weebey July 3, 2011

No homiesexual day

You can’t act homiesexual with your friends with the same gender for a day in November 21st. If you act homiesexual at all, you fail.

Have you failed No homiesexual day?
No I haven’t acted homiesexual yet, but its really hard.

by No homiesexual day November 21, 2019