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A person who has a monster dong.
Jarry: Yo it's Holden!
Shaniqua: omg he literally has such a big dong.
Holden by Holdengoons69 December 10, 2023
The greatest chemist you'll ever meet. They tend to be incredibly good at Chemistry, considering they are named after Holmium. They hate English. They tend to procrastinate and make jokes for all of Chemistry but at the end of the day, they never make a mistake. A Chemistry teacher is extremely lucky to have a Holden in their class.
I'M HOLDEN A BOMB
Holden by FGNSomeone March 7, 2024
gay femboy; bad at overwatch; virgin; and gay.
Ben: "You're such a Holden."
Klaus: "What does that mean?"
Ben: "A femboy, virgin who plays overwatch."
Holden by klaus311 February 9, 2025
Person 1: hey look, Holden.

Person 2: gay.
Holden by Swag like 100 March 12, 2025
when some one named holden is holding a holden who is holding holden with holden
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holden by lebrans feet.com March 31, 2025
hey holden are you holding holden while holding holden with holden holding holden
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holden by lebrans feet.com March 31, 2025