YMCA Hobbies

The activities used to fill the time of recently divorced 54 year old fathers who want to get back into the shape they were in back in the glory days. These activities include posting up their 9 year old son's basketball teammates, water aerobics and spreading their legs while only wearing an unnecessarily reveling towel in the locker room.

What a shame after Tina dumped Jeff he's fulled embraced spending all his time on his YMCA Hobbies.

by GnarlyCharley325 March 5, 2019

Hobby Hump

When you are slamming your genitals into random objects for fun.

Hobby humping is a fun activity to do with your friends.

by thehobbyhumper January 29, 2019

closet hobby

a hobby that is completed secretly and unknown to others. it is enjoyed!

I love editing when I make home movies, it's my closet hobby!

by askajiggle May 2, 2016

Hobby Surgeon

Someone who cuts themselves, most often because of depression.

"Hey what's with all those cuts on your arm?"
"Oh, don't worry i'm just a hobby surgeon haha"

by Kyorith May 4, 2023

hobby suck

Going down on your man even though he's already bust a nut just because you're still horny and want to have more fun.

Bobby already shot his load but Sally gave him a hobby suck anyway.

by Charles Strong August 6, 2020

Hobby Class

Bajan slang for freeness.

Barbadian for VIP complimentary.
Ajani
Shortest

Bajan slang for freeness. Eg. My cousin got a job at the cinema, we got hobby class. Free entrance, free food & drinks. I'm going next week again.

by Shortest October 15, 2020

Hobby Lobby

An American retail company. It owns a chain of arts and crafts stores with a volume of over $5 billion in 2018.1 The chain has 969 stores in 47 states. A Christian-owned company, it incorporates American conservative values and Christian media.

Hobby Lobby is the worst.

by SPrice1980 November 1, 2022