hiney smoocheroo

Hiney Smoocheroo was first coined by Pete Davidson on Saturday Night Live, April 25, 2020. Specifically, Pete explained the necessity of using this term because the language written on the New York City Health Department Memo was not appropriate for SNL and was subject to censorship. Hiney Smocheroo is the family friendly translation of municipal health department terminology for doing something sexual where the sun don't shine...

or put it another way, like a "man the moon".

Honey, don't give me no hiney smocheroo - not in quarantine! I don't want to eat shit and die!

Or like Dennis Hopper said on Blue Velvet: Hiney Smoocheroo? Fuck Corona! Pabst Blue Ribbon!!

by Bob Who April 26, 2020

mairy hinge

swapped letter arrangement for hairy minge

holy fuck my bitch has a mairy hinge ive been picking hubic pairs out of my teeth all night!!!!

by ryanishere August 4, 2006

grimey hiney

a dirty anus. That’s all there is to it.

yo man, you shouldn’t fuck with her, she has a grimey hiney

by chl0edapu22ygod December 7, 2020

Hiney spider

See also Dingleberry

I need to get rid of these hiney spiders, they are a real hinderance!

by Dallas DAlfonso June 11, 2006

Hinge

Realting to the female fanny minge, can also be used to describe anything or anyone filthy.

Look at that dirty hinge it smells like a haddock pasty

by Bean, Dave May 17, 2005

Spider Hiney

Itchy ass. What happens when you insufficiently wipe your dirty buttocks. The itch feels like you have tiny little spiders running inside your hiney hole.

"Dude, get your hand out of your ass!"
"Sorry, I can't. I've got massive spider hiney."
"Ewwww...."

by Purple Helmet September 23, 2005

hiney

A brown hole which lies between the upper body and thighs used for pooing, taking temperature, and occasional sexual penetration.

When little Timmy showed his mother a new trick she replied: “Timmy don’t stick carrots in your HINEY.”

by Juan Remerez July 18, 2005