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Hummingbird Vasectomy

The act of taking a caprisun straw from the packet, jamming it into your partners urethra while handcuffed to show your little wings flapping as you suck the nut deep from within the genitals.
"Did you hear about Mark and Milly's new bedroom passtime? he said that sometimes she likes to give him a hummingbird vasectomy to make him feel like a pretty flower."
by goatfetus June 23, 2023
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Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings. Does not know who he is. Is not 6'4 he is 6'2 at best. Is currently in a relationship with his dog Petunia. Also thinks this dad joke is the best dad joke ever told by Ashton Irwin, "What do you call a man with a rubber toe...Roberto."
" Hi we're 5 seconds of SummER, SummA... Hey we're 5 Seconds of SummA, and these are our dad jokes, I dOnT kNoW wHo I aM!" ~Luke Hemmings
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Makenzie Hemminger

The strongest, most gorgeous, funniest woman in the world she is absolutely outstanding and draws everyone in that she knows she’ll never know how much she means to her friends and family she is selfless and a true treasure to know
Who is someone that deserves the world ?

Everyone: Makenzie Hemminger
by Reba mustang August 30, 2021
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Strummin and Hummin

The act of a single individual playing the acoustic guitar and singing along at the same time. Usually in a casual setting such as campfire as opposed to a literal performance.
Danny - "What's up Man, what's crackin?"
Matt - "Not much, just drinking some beer, got some friends over just strummin and hummin."
by phrasee January 5, 2010
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Himmi Hyme

Himmi - Meaning Good and Hyme- meaning i feel ya, call used by artist Stevie Stone, its a question and answer response.
If we talking and I ask you “how are you doing?” You say “Himmi” (which means “Good”); I am going to reply by saying ‘Hyme” (which means ‘I feel you”). Himmi Hyme.
by 6688846993 December 14, 2009
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Hummingshark

A cross between a hummingbird and a shark.
Hummingbirds are the sharks of the sky. Jardoolian Moron is selling hummingshark merch right now.
by Octopimp16 December 21, 2018
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Luke Hemmings

luke hemmings ur eyes are so blue
please let me do the frick frack w u
dont play w me boy
bc that shit aint cute
luke hemmings b my boo
-shakesphere
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"Luke Hemmings is great"

"I know"
by michaelislit December 8, 2018
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