hillbilly piss

Another name for Mountain Dew

I was tired and thirsty, so I decided to drink some hillbilly piss.

by C Pain March 1, 2008

hillbilly bidet

when you drop a turd into the toilet and the splash-back hits your ass and genital regions. Not as hygienic as a standard bidet. May have been the motivating force in the invention of the real bidet. The higher the toilet seat is above the toilet water, the better chance you are using a hillbilly bidet and not a toilet.

Aw man, that's not a toilet, that's a hillbilly bidet.

by bambrew August 23, 2011

Hillbilly T-shirt

Paper toilet seat covers dispensed in public restrooms. "For your protection". Worn by placing the head through middle of the seat cover like a horse collar.

"Hey, check out Billybob. He's wearing one of them free Hillbilly T-shirts from the toilet seat cover dispenser in the restroom!"

by 24@SJ August 5, 2009

hillbilly hayride

When you creepily whisper nonsense into a girl's ear when she is trapped on a seat in front of you.

Chris gave her a hillbilly hayride and she went crazier than a shithouse rat!

by Element_X December 16, 2015

hillbilly hernandez

A Mexican Hillbilly

He is such a Hillbilly Hernandez just look at him

by TrollHunter141 June 4, 2016

Hillbilly Tuxedo

A full outfit of denim garments to be worn only in extremely groovey situations, nasty basement frat parties and music festivals.

The outfit is comprised of blue jeans over a denim thong, with a white Hanes T-shirt and a jean jacket. *Must be accompanied with a skillful/rhythmic yet provocative thrust of the groin to the beat.

Dance your heart out soldier.

Troy: “I don’t get how James is getting so many sexy ladies tonight!”

Joe: “It’s gotta be the Hillbilly Tuxedo- the way he thrusts his hips on beat is scintillating— He might impregnate the beat”

Troy: “God I wish I could be him. The outfit could undo my belt by getting too close; and I’m completely straight!”

by The Bearcat January 29, 2023

Neal Hillbilly Oakley

A sexy boy that looks like a women and has sexy long dirty hair that I won't to rub round my small choad while sucking his nipple

Underwater nose sex

by Johnty Henderson March 6, 2004