Hickory

The act of participating in any rural activity that is, to an extent, dumb.

Billy! Quit that hickory!

Hey Johnny! Stop fucking that cow! That’s hickory!

Y’all drive the tractor to school? That’s some weak hickory right there, I do think so myself.

by DicksOutForHarambe2 October 10, 2020

old hickory

When you cut off your penis and testicles cook it in a frying pan and proceed to eat it.

What are you doing Dave? I'm just eating my old hickory limb.

by cmill7589 April 30, 2024

hickory haircut

When a cop whacks somebody on the head with his night stick

The cops gave all the Baltimore rioters a nice hickory haircut

by Robbins Mitchell April 29, 2015

Old Hickory Twist

Stonewall Jacksons favorite dance move.

Theres Stonewall doing the old hickory twist

by Sportsguy1776 November 16, 2015

hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley

a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.

" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.

by cam clyde November 04, 2009

hickory house

The dankest barbecue place in the mountainous side of Colorado. It is located in Aspen.

Person 1: Hey you wanna go to the hickory house?
Person 2: Of course I do, it's the best barbecue around!

by Trollingly May 22, 2016