Hibernating Hippo 

When, in a moment of weakness, mother nature calls in a vulgar, disgusting, but creative way.

A hibernating hippo is when someone takes the lid off the toilet cistern and does "number two's", before replacing the lid, leaving the surprise for someone else to find

Hibernating hippo's have been known to go unsighted for days on end, but their smell attracts the interest of many creatures such as flies and small children.

"There's an awful smell in this loo but the toliet seems to be flushed."

"Maybe someone dropped a hibernating hippo - check the cistern."

Hibernating Hippo by The H-Train July 1, 2009

Hibernationalism 

A state in which one is so embarrassed by their home country that their patriotism has to take a long winter's nap before coming out into the open again.

The existence of Sarah Palin has caused me to go into a hibernationalism from which I may never wake.

Hibernationalism by Yesac Divad January 9, 2011

Hibernating Bloody Polar Bear 

A variation of the bloody polar bear.

In this scenario, one packs the bloody polar bear under a significant amount of snow. Come springtime, the snow will reveal a perfect bloody polar bear fresh and ready for use.

Michelle: Ashley you won't believe what i just found in the yard!

Ashley: Oh my god Michelle whatever could it be?

Michelle: The Bloody Polar Bear I buried in December!

Ashley: Say it isn't so! The infamous hibernating bloody polar bear!

Hibernating Bloody Polar Bear by The Arctic Polar February 22, 2011

Hibernating 

When you want to hint at sleeping with someone without being explicit.

"Nicole suggested that we could spend the storm... hibernating."
"Hey Waverly, I heard the rain was going to be torrential this weekend? How would you feel about hibernating at my place? ;)"

Hibernating by Ascreaminggay July 11, 2017

Hobernation 

The period between mid-autumm and mid-spring when most women bundle up and expose less skin.

I love spring. All the girls start coming out of hobernation.

Hobernation by Lexoh January 14, 2021

Social hibernating 

When you don’t socialise for a long time.

I can not wait to stop social hibernating and start socialising again.

Social hibernating by Tedztar May 2, 2018

Hiburnbation 

The act of getting high and passing time by masturbating. High- burn (the blunt)- bation (masturbation).

Mike: I'm in need of some serious hiburnbation.
Aaron: you mean hibernation?
Mike: No. Hibernation. Gotta go get high and bate it.

Hiburnbation by Asianssaywhat May 6, 2011