spoiler hibernation

(n) When one attempts to seclude themselves from the world in order to prevent the discovery of spoilers.

I did not see the last three episodes of that show. I'm going into "spoiler hibernation." Goodbye, world.

by Skyfree June 22, 2015

Depression Hibernation

when somebody goes radio silent for an extent period of time to reflect on their depression

Dude 1: hey what happened to him?
Dude 2: he lost his closest friend so now he's in Depression Hibernation

by ClicheName December 9, 2023

Hibernate Hoe

Someone who began as a Hoe but a life event caused them to stop being that Hoe. ie. pregnancy, STD, injury etc. But without fail... once a Hoe always a Hoe.

Man, I've been married 13 years and I just found out my Old Lady is a Hibernate Hoe. She spreading them legs like warm butter

by Mind_surgeon November 17, 2022

asian hibernation

The phenomenon of micro-naps in public places, prominent among high-achieving, over-worked, asian americans.

-"Did you see that trombonist sleeping on stage during the band concert?"
-"Yeah, that was some crazy asian hibernation."

by real_name_taken September 28, 2015

The Hibernation

The Hibernation starts the preparation for pride month. It is the 3 months of March April and May Beware for when it ends. This also signals the end of the Gaybernation.

Prepare The Hibernation is coming to an end

by Slavic Leprechaun June 1, 2023

The Hibernating Pickle

When you pour vinegar in the butthole of a dead human or other mammal and you insert your erect penis in said butthole and leave it in all winter so that when you take it out in the spring your dick is pickled and will therefore taste better.

"Will, my girlfriend was complaining about the taste of my dick so I did the hibernating pickle and she's never been hornier!"

"Jesus, Owen, that's fucking disgusting!"

"Hey, don't knock it till you try it."

by MagicMike69420 May 15, 2024