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Headless Horseman

When the driver, preferably girl, gives a blowjob to the passenger. Often confused with road dome. Except this gives off the appearance no one driving the car, like the headless horseman.
Heard he got road dome!!-Jeff
Nah bitch he got dat headless horseman shit, she was driving!!!-Grizzy
by HGrizzy July 2, 2011
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Hendley

Basically the greatest last name ever. It's origins are shrowded in mystery, probably comming from Wales, or England, or Hungary. Mabey Romania. If your last name is Hendley it means you are good at everything except spelling and wisteling, two activities you are destined to suck at.
However you will be beast at swimming and shooting pool.
Damn, you see that Hendley, he's awesome. Too bad he can't spell worth a damn.
by webster33333 February 28, 2009
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headless chicken

Running around aimlessly, without real purpose.
Craig Heaton ran around like a headless chicken, out of position, for a whole 90 minutes. Again.
by jimbo1085 November 28, 2010
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terd herder

Someone who collects herds of terds for personal amusement!
"Dude, you're such a terd herder!!!"
by Anonymous September 11, 2003
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Dick Herder

A person who is so attractive that regardless of gender a flock of penises surrounds them.
Melissa is a dick herder there are always dudes trying to get that
by VEnvy November 27, 2010
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Herlens

Herlens is greek and comes ftom the name Hercules. He is giving, understanding and he moves like a quiet storm, in that his strength smolders on subtlety. Not easily angered but once he is in that head space it is very difficult to reel him in. Herlens coined the phrase, "Don't poke the bear".

He is gracious and charismatic, charming and equally patient. He takes his time with most things and believes in doing things right the first time. He is driven and strives for the finer things in life. His mate will see their perspective broaden as Herlens seeks the best of all this life has to offer. He is romantic and pays an unreal amount of attention to detail. Herlens will usually deal with issues on his own, but is often the listening ear for everyone around him. He is respected and envied by his peers, but humble and down to earth. He gets what he wants and has wild stories to tell but he won't, because a Herlens is far to classy to kiss and tell.
Herlens? Everbody wants Herlens. Choose any group of women and there will always be at least one who has set her sights on him.
by Lyfesong March 14, 2017
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Headless Man

1. The mythical headless men such as the Akephaloi, Blemmyes, Epiphagi, and Ewaipanoma.

2. In an infamous divorce case in 1963, along with claims that the wife had 88 lovers with performance ratings written in a diary, two Polaroid photographs were given as evidence that showed the Duchess wearing only a pearl necklace being pleasured by her lover whose head was out of shot. It was referred to as the Duchess and the Headless Man.

3. The headless man is a sculptured figure on pillar 43 found at Göbekli Tepe, the oldest site of civilization known to man.

1. No neck has been on the perry again.

2. The headless man, a pearl necklace, the duchess, head, royals, blackmail, the official secrets act, cabinet ministers…old school.

3. The sculptures found at Göbekli Tepe have been deciphered to describe astronomical events including that of fiery heavenly bodies in the sky (serpents) that led to sudden extreme climate change.

The headless man that has been linked to death may also describe the time when the sun disappeared from view. Around 12,900 years ago dust clouds containing various metals, soot, spherules, etc. were thrust into the air from impact events (Chile, South Africa, Greenland, etc.) that likely blocked out the sun for such a long period of time that a so-called black mat can now be found as a soil layer throughout the world containing various metals such as platinum, iridium, gold, iron, etc.
The meteorites may have come from a comet that originated from an interstellar event such as exploding stars or collisions. The isotopic ratio of metals may provide a fingerprint to enable us to locate its origin in the universe. The Earth itself may have acted like a giant mass spectrometer and with details of the trajectories and the locations of impact events it may allow us to pinpoint from which direction it arrived (likely from the direction of Antarctica), from where in the universe and exact time and dates of impact.

The sky would have been dark but magical especially as the dust eventually dissipated. The light from the sun may have been refracted into (rainbow) colored sunrises and sunsets. How long the sun disappeared for is unknown – weeks? Months? Years? Decades? To survive, it is likely humans resorted to shit traps to capture cockroaches in the caves that they were forced to inhabit for shelter.

These events laid down the necessary conditions for The Metamorphosis of hunter-gatherer to civilization - the fiery trails of the meteorites in the sky that brought about them are signified by the serpent in the story of Adam & Eve.

Look up!”
“There’s a headless man.”
by Option 22 November 6, 2019
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