herbert the pervert

A nice old man who likes to give Popsicles to young boys that he keeps in his cellar.

Herbert the Pervert: Hey young fella. Do you like popsicles?
Idiot Boy: Yes
Herbert: I got a whole freezer full of them down in my cellar. Do you want to come down there with me?
Idiot Boy: Uh no thank you Mr. Herbert (leaves)
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here boy

by Popsicles in the cellar June 6, 2018

here you go

an idiomatic expression that showed up in writing in the 1800s, is a casual way of saying “Here it is” when you give someone something that's requested.

The waitress brings your food and she says “here you go.”

by Willudkme June 5, 2021

Why is everything on here related to sex?

Idk man. Maybe people here think it's funny.
This is probably something everyone has wondered.

Why is everything on here related to sex?
I have no idea.

Lil' Bill: *searches up "living organisms"
Urban Dictionary: Sex, sex, sex, sex
Lil' Bill: ... ???

by idon'tknowwhyiexist June 15, 2021

ah shit, here we go again

Something that is mandatory to say when you do something that is usually hard and now you must do it again because of unknown circumstances. Frequently said when encountering Sans in a dark alleyway and accidentally playing 'Hey Ya' by Outkast a second time. Originally from GTA: San Andreas.

You: *Finished listening to Hey Ya*

You: wow what a good song.

Hey Ya: *Plays again*

You: ah shit, here we go again

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Mom: *calls your name*

You: What??

Mom: *says nothing*

You: ah shit, here we go again

by stonedweeb May 8, 2019

Aw here it goes

A phrase coined by the late 90's show, Kenan & Kel. "Aw, Here It Goes" is also the name of the shows theme song preformed by Coolio. The phrase is used when a person knows something bad is about to happen, or has just started to happen. Similarly, it can be used when someone comes up with a crazy idea.

Nickelodeon: "Let's cancel Kenan & Kel."

Everyone: "Aw here it goes!"

by Deschain1999 September 2, 2010

Listen up here ya fat cunt

An overused CowbellyTV joke

Penguin: Sir
Cowbelly: what
Penguin: you're too blue to be here
Cowbelly: Listen up here ya fat cunt

by A Grammer Nazi May 27, 2017

Here Goes Nothing

When we are certain the outcome of an/a activity/task will be a failure or when we know we are going to be unsuccessful but we still do it.

When going to give a speech on feminism , for which she wasn't prepared for, Brooklyn whispered to herself: Here goes nothing.

by whispersNchaos July 19, 2016