roman army helmet

When a man puts his balls over a woman's eyes and lays his penis across her nose to resemble a helmet that the Roman's used to wear.

William Wickus-Onic Shimpeno smokes a shitload of crack. He lied and stole from me so when he took a crack nap, I gave him a Roman Army Helmet.

by granddaddykaddy March 13, 2011

Helmet Butter

In sports, the greasy butter one feels on the sweatband of a helmet that is used by multiple people. It's a positive indicator that the helmet has never been cleaned. Helmet butter is ubiquitouslying noticed when picking up a sports helmet, is very greasy to the touch, and usually makes one grimace until they can sanitize their hand. Helmet butter is not USDA approved, even though it's viscosity is measured in calories. The FDA has started clinical trials as to helmet butter's efficient properties for being a gag-reflex inducer, and is likely to get approval.

Coachs handing out helmets to participants often say, "yuck, my finger is covered in helmet butter!"

by Dr Drew, PhD October 12, 2016

Helmer-Pod

A small poop nugget that is stuck in ones butthole.

Marlene is walking funny again, think it might be a Helmer-Pod.

This Helmer-Pod is driving me crazy, I can’t even chainsaw-fart it out!

by em el soups February 9, 2019

handburglar helper

Similar to the stranger this maneuver entails pirating the use of someone else's hand whilst they are sleeping for the use of masturbation.

Since she was too tired for sex, after she fell asleep he did the handburglar helper.

by Morlun July 26, 2008

I am in great pain. please help me.

What google says when you type wubba lubba dub dub and that it says "did you mean i am in great pain. please help me.

What google says when you type wubba lubba dub dub and that it says "did you mean i am in great pain. please help me.

by ThathandleisalreadyinuseWHAT'S May 24, 2021

pink helmet

The top of a penis shaft. It resembles an equipment helmet thats used in sports to protect your head from injury.

Woman "My boyfriends pink helmet is so big, I almost chocked trying to suck it."

Man "I clubbed that stripper on the head so hard with my pink helmet, she went to the hospital with a concussion!"

by FernandoAl December 1, 2013

Helmet

The first meaning is another name for the head of the penis. Due to the similarity of shape and positioning on the end of the penis.

However you can also call someone a 'helmet'. You would use this if they are acting like a total idiot by saying or doing ridiculous things.

"we fucked all night, and now my helmet is red raw!"

"I'm sick of him always pulling his balls out in front of everyone when he's drunk- he acts like a total helmet!"

by Eminence of vulgarity December 13, 2012