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heimen noodle

i swear that chick has a serious case of heimen noodle.
by Big Fat J January 31, 2003
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Heimlick position

A new sex position made up by Eren and Paige. It contains the heimlick maneuver but instead of thrusting the chest the guy thrusts the clit while taking from behind.
Girl" Last night i got the heimlick position from my bf! It was amazing! Praise Paige and Eren for making it up!
by DatEren February 2, 2012
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Heimered

A brief way of describing the act of forgetting something short-term. As in having short-term Alzheimer's Disease.
Guy 1: Dude, I just sat down at my computer getting ready to Google something then all of a sudden I Heimered.

Guy2: Man, I hate when I do that.
by WarRhino November 30, 2011
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Buster Heimann

A jug headed ass munch who thinks he is the smartest man of all time. He sits down when he pees. His penis is the size of a Vienna Sausage.
Dude, Donald Trump is such a Buster Heimann.
by Blockabbott February 28, 2018
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Orting Heimlich Maneuver

(Commonly called “The Orting”)

A sexual activity whereby a female penetrates a man with a strap-on from behind in an upright standing position while reaching her hands around his torso & seizing his penis in a vice-like grip. She then aggressively performs a motion similar to the Heimlich Maneuver until the man ejaculates.

The “Orting Heimlich” differs from ordinary standing rear-penetration by requiring the female penetrator to possess unusually strong & developed thigh & bicep muscles to perform the repeated lifting & strong squeezing motions required to bring the recipient to orgasm.

Because of the high risk of injury to the recipient, many women use the act as an early litmus test for prospective long-term male partners.

HISTORY:
Named for it’s widespread popularity & believed origin in the city of Orting, WA, whose early industry included logging & coal mining. Women historically represented a larger percentage of the workforce in these industries locally than the national average, which may explain how they were physically capable of performing the maneuver.

While dildos made from standard toy material (silicone etc.) are most commonly used, it’s believed that early toys were made from polished Walnut & Sandalwood.

POPULARITY:
Despite being a popular activity (especially with the women of Orting), it is still largely considered taboo & is rarely spoken about openly, even in its originating city.
“Dude she gave me the Orting Heimlich Maneuver last night. I’m literally going to have to sleep on my side for a week”

“After a long day of cutting down trees & changing my own oil, I can’t wait to go home and give my boyfriend the Orting Heimlich.”

“If he can’t handle the Orting, he isn’t worth courting.”
by Orden_Isu February 14, 2022
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Omaha Heimlich

When a girl is giving a blow job, and the guy forces the girl to deep throat. He then wraps one leg around the back of her neck and forces her to choke on his dick until she is about to puke. Right before she pukes, he pulls her off of him and she pukes into a trash can or waiting solo cup. If done incorrectly, the girl will vomit onto the guy's penis which burns.
Yo, I was trying to give this slam piece an Omaha Heimlich, but I done fucked up and she puked on my dick. Is this what herpes feels like?
by suckstosuck1550 December 4, 2011
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Heimannator

A person who yells "Ill be back" after taking a girls virginity, But doesn't return.
Steve totally accomplished the heimannator to Rachel, what a fucking badass!
by Justin Guerard July 27, 2008
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