Headerson

The Henderson with the biggest head. Head so big he needs to step into his t-shirt in the mornings

John "I didnt know it was a solar eclipse today"
Francis " it's not it's just headerson walking past"

by Theonewhoknocks9 April 18, 2020

Henderson

A person who spends ages preaching about something but abandons the cause as soon as it becomes convenient for them to do so. Like being outwardly pro-LGBT for a decade then taking a massive pay cheque to work in Saudi Arabia.

“Is that an iPhone? I thought you were boycotting Apple because of their dreadful factory conditions?”

“I was, but the new iPhone has an extra camera, AND it comes in my favourite colour.”

“You are an absolute Henderson.”

by Jeff Vader 1990 July 30, 2023

Volcanic header

a large juicy pimple

Wow, that's a dandy volcanic header you got there!

by Seles April 23, 2011

double header

masturbating two times or more consecutively. as in, without loss of erection.

School's out tomorrow. I think I'll pull off a double header.

by whitebolo January 15, 2005

Hendersonville

City in Tennessee where many rich or semi rich people live. Taylor Swift used to live there. But who cares about her?

That girl who only wore designer clothes lives in Hendersonville.

by iloveyoumoreandmore August 5, 2008

Jamie Henderson

The best damned canadian ever, drinks of the wobbly pop (The holy grail of Canadia). Also known as "Hendertime"

Uproots from oot and aboot in canadia where the hosers, beavers and mooses live.

Man, He could be as cool as Hendertime.

by Taylete December 26, 2004

Sluggish Henderson

When shit seeps out of a girl's asshole after an anal sex excursion.

After Ryan fucked Aly in the ass, she had a Sluggish Henderson.

by connortist March 6, 2010