Headass

1. A generic insult
2. An insult that attacks a person's intellegence

Tom's headass just got suspended for drinking in school.

by ethswriter June 7, 2009

Wearing the number 2 headband

Reference to Afro-Samurai, the popular Anime starring Samuel L. Jackson (voice) as the title character.

In a futuristic yet feudal Japan, it is said that the one who wields the Number 1 headband is the fiercest fighter in the world and shall possess godlike powers. The only way to obtain the Number 1 headband is to challenge and defeat him in combat. However, only the Number 2 can challenge the Number 1, while anyone can challenge the Number 2, which causes a constant struggle for the Number 2 headband.

This is used when it seems like EVERYONE has a bone to pick with you in a given day

dude, my girlfriends pissed at me, my roommate's on my case, my co-workers left me with a pile of work and my boss says im on thin ice -- I must be wearing the number 2 headband

by Dyrk Diggler April 1, 2011

Headgasm

An orgasm for your head delivered by a "Headgasm" scalp massager. Only the best feeling in the world. Comparable to the feeling of a cold shiver down your spine, but on the top of your head.

That thing is like an orgasm, for your head! Headgasm!

by joell86 September 1, 2010

headdesk

1. Unification of ones forehead with a computer desk as a means to vent frustration, often forceful.

2. An expression used in IM to express ones frustration.

1. Dammit! I hate you vista! Why doesn't this work! *headdesk*

2. 'I tried to log in 3 time, but the servers down *headdesk*'

by matthew szwec September 4, 2007

Cluster Headache

A rare medical condition causing severe head pain. The "headaches" tend to occur in clusters; One often gets 6-8 attacks per day for a few weeks, but then goes in to remission for several months. They are referred to as "suicide headaches" due to the high suicide rate among sufferers. They are often said to be the worst pain regularly experienced by humans.

My uncle killed himself after suffering for years with cluster headaches.

by JJA December 22, 2004

*headdesk*

An expression of frustration meaning "hitting your head on a desk." (The *s signify an action.)

I'm so freaked out about this test! *headdesk*

I can't believe that he hasn't called back!! *headdesk*

by Julianne Leanth April 5, 2005

Wright Smith Headache

The pain that originates in your ears and moves to that location right between your eyes and doesn't dissipate for several hours. It is due exclusively to the laughter of and/or the boistrous vocal stupidity of Wright B. Smith of the College of Wooster

Shit, the Patriots just won/lost, now the whole fucking second floor of Kenarden in going to get Wright Smith headaches

by The College of Wooster Community January 12, 2009