who's getting the best head

a meme that refers to a r34 image of alvin and the chipmunks getting oral sex from the chipettes

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard who's getting the best head?
Guy 2: Yeah, apparently Theodore is getting the best fucking head.
Guy 1: Yeah, what a bruh moment...

by PerpsloH September 24, 2019

like a nail in the head

An analogy for obvious. This was originally coined by a pharmacy professor at the UT Health Science Center at San Antonio. The professor was referring to Phineas Gage, a 19th century railroad worker, who suffered a freak accident when an explosion catapulted a large piece of iron through his skull and into his frontal lobes. An injury that was anything but subtle.

Professor: "what's an antibiotic used for?"

Student Bob: "Uh, there is an inhibitory, Uh, upregulation and, Uh half life ..."

Professor: "An antibiotic kills bacteria. Bob, the answer was like a nail in the head and somehow you completely missed it"

by MeDavebo October 7, 2008

shot to the head

(n.) A word that describes something harsh said to some body that causes mental and emotional disconfort. A "shot to the head" is caused by a low blow or a harsh comment.

When Shelly told me "get a job you idiotic pig," it felt like a shot to the head.

by Corzocl February 21, 2006

head off the desk

When you gently place your head on the desk because you cant be asked to listen in your computing class but your teacher screams HEAD OFF THE DESK!

Excuse Me! Head Off The Desk Now!

by BeepBeepBitsInTheChat July 3, 2018

"Just the head" game

During the act of foreplay with a female, you want to begin insertion but she doesn't want to go that far. So you tell her that you just want to insert the head. This game usually works, it's a lot of fun, and allows you have have intercourse.

Come on, just the head. I promise just the head.

by Kaysten August 30, 2005

dicked in the head

messed up, insane, screwy

Stay away from that guy, he's dicked in the head!

by Steve July 10, 2005

Knock it on the head

Used if a prior arrangement is terminated by either party usually due to laziness, a lack of interest or tiredness.
Turn it in

Joe - "You still wanna go to the club tonight?"
Pete - "Nah, knock it on the head mate, im too tired!"

by Wibbsy October 3, 2003