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humor-hauler 

One who insists on carrying on with a funny concept, item, or subject to the point where it has lost all of its humorous qualities.
Nick: Dude, can you believe Julian? He's been rambling on about that punchline forever! I mean seriously, its not even funny anymore.
Courtland: I know! He's such a humor-hauler!
humor-hauler by XC Penguin August 8, 2010
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Hallsing it up 

A term used for when one has a sore throat, and ingests Halls to make them feel better.
In preperation for my solo in choir today, ive been hallsing it up non stop.
Hallsing it up by geniussinger November 29, 2010
When ur as full as bus after Niall gives ya a good fayde of porter, ya get on de puter and lob a few lads in the back of the Kubota mini digger and haul the lads over to da Becks for more drank
Jaysus fuck, that Johnny fella be some huer for de haulage.
Haulage by Simey Spider November 8, 2018

Hailsham community college 

The school that caused me sixteen years of erectile disfunction.
One man even described the school as "The worst Fucking Shit show ever" - Principal Phil Mathews
I farted violently on the staircase near M22 and now everyone calls "shardass"
Shout out to phillip hill, the best musician. I want him to have my fucking babies.
(at hailsham community college)
Person one: holy shit is that shardass
Me (shardasss): Oh no i just sharded again in my baby blue tighty whitey pantaloons ltfgvccvhtucrdgsh mkvnjed fzaey hb

Meatball Hailstorm 

A meatball hailstorm is one of the rarer types of shit someone takes. It is when your shit is part diarrhea and part solid turd, and makes a very distinct sound when splashdown occurs. Your shit should sound like hail stones hitting a pond in a steady rain. A great shit to have to take if you are in a public restroom playing battleshits.
Danny: Yo, Billy, I got fuckin wasted at that party last night

Billy: Fur Shuure man, beers were flowin

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure, I gotta take a dump before this race bro, theres a 100% chance of a meatball hailstorm happening in that bathroom

Billy: Fur Shuure bro

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure

(high five)

(high five)

brian halsey 

A legendary author and high school teacher native to Cape May, New Jersey.

Some of his most famous works include ‘Snake Oil Salesman of the Week’ and ‘Of Gods and Gators’. He is famous for being sarcastic and not giving a single fuck about anything, and the world loves him for it.
Brian Halsey is my favorite teacher because his presence raises my seratonin levels.