you're gonna hate me, but

Something you never want anyone to say. Whenever you hear this, you should run because, you know it's going to be something bad. When someone says this, they often did something they know will make you upset. They confess using this simple yet awful phrase.

You're gonna hate me, but I used all of the shampoo.
You're gonna hate me, but I took all of your toilet paper.
You're gonna hate me, but, I ate your leftover Subway.
You're gonna hate me, but I lost your dog.

by Budgii October 15, 2018

I hate that i love you

when you like or love someone so much - but your not the type to do that because you know you will get your heart broken and you hate liking people or falling in love- that you hate them. it makes you so mad that someone like them could do that to you. Hes perfect, hes funny, hes everything. but why did you have to like him. So, you hate him and you say you would never date them because you know that it would never work out, but in the back of your head behind all that "hate" you would always be there for him and love him, and you wish to be with him. but you hate him.

i hate that i love you

by natmun April 14, 2021

i hate myself

if you searched this up because you geniunely DO hate yourself, please have hope.
things will get better, you are amazing.
we all have our ups and downs, stay strong.
i love you, no homo and no hetero.

please take care of yourself, and have a good day, evening or night.

Guy 1: I hate myself!
Guy 2: Don’t say that :(

by jayquan. April 22, 2021

He Hate Me

The moniker used by former Las Vegas Outlaw Running back Rod Smart. He came up with the name when he first joined the team and was placed on 3rd string. Rod still uses the name for autographs in the NFL, where he plays as a KR for the Panthers.

HE HATE ME because I just scored a touchdown on him.

by sean January 19, 2004

Eddie Van Halen

Edward Lodewijk "Eddie" Van Halen (born January 26, 1955), is an Dutch-American rock guitarist, keyboardist, songwriter and producer of Dutch descent, most famous as the lead guitarist and co-founder of the hard rock band Van Halen; an American hard rock band formed in in 1972. They enjoyed success from the release of their self titled debut album in 1978

Have you heard about that kid? That's Eddie Van Halen, He's fucking dangerous on that guitar!

by myspace.com/johnlawson85 January 23, 2009

hate machine

The hate machine is a term for your Company's internet blocker that won't allow you access to sites you want to visit.

Yes, I got your email but I cant get to that site. Busted by the hate machine again.

by bigwilliestyle January 25, 2008

Hate Sink

A Hate Sink is a character in a work of fiction that has been deliberately written to be so irredeemably vile and unlikeable that the audience wants said character to fail.

Saki's Mother in the game Yakuza 3 is a total Hate Sink; they didn't even bother to give her a name in case it made her relatable in any way.

by Eddiehimself August 23, 2019