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Paddy Harp 

Paddy Harp is a sound nice man.
Paddy Harp by Debskelly1985 August 10, 2023
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turkmenistanian harp 

When you braid your partners butt hairs and tape them to the side and then pluck them like a harp whilst your partner plays your wiener like a flute
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Wanna do the Turkmenistanian Harp?
Person 1: Sure

dirty juice harp 

When you tongue bang the anus, and two finger twang inside the poon-tang. All while humming a folk tune.
I’m going to give her the dirty juice harp tonight.
dirty juice harp by Redsiege February 18, 2020

Rusty Jaw Harp 

Like the Rusty Trombone but performed on a woman. Instead of the back and forth action of a trombone, one uses the flicking action of playing a jaw harp, with the accompanying analingus.
Did you and Gail seal the deal last night?!

Seal the deal?! I gave her a rusty jaw harp for a solid 30 minutes. She busted hard.
Rusty Jaw Harp by BerryrVA December 26, 2024

Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus 

See: Stephen Harper

Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!
While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.

Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.

Harpered it

To clog a toilet in a hotel room
"Dude what's that smell"
"Dammit, he harpered it...now I have to go ask the maids to unclog it..."
Harpered it by Crackerxjack92 April 20, 2009