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so hard it hurt

when your penis (diiiiiiick) is in the vagina (pussssssy) and it's going really good and your penis gets so hard it actually hurts you
gage: dude when me and sara had sex last night my dick got so hard it hurt!!!

sawyer: no way bruh
by i know everythinggggg April 3, 2017
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Mariska Hargitay

Most gorgeous woman alive. She plays Olivia Benson in Law and Order: SVU and is the daughter of starlet Jayne Mansfield and former Mr Universe, Mickey Hargitay.
"Did you catch Mariska Hargitay in last night's episode of SVU?"
"Yeah, she's freaking hot!"
by FATCHINA October 17, 2008
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Handitard

Someone who is actually NOT handicapped or retarded, but through his deliberate ineptitude and lameness gives off the impression that he is BOTH handicapped AND retarded.
Jack: Dude, I think I'll vote for Hillary Clinton for President.
John: Dude, you're a handitard.
by Azi F April 4, 2007
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Tonya Harding

The surprise kneecappin' of noobs to eliminate any future competition.
Dude, I knew if that fatass entered the match he'd own, so I put on a ski mask, hid outside his momma's house, and when he came home I totally Tonya Hardinged his ass!
by J. Knight June 29, 2004
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Herdity

The reason behind our need to adopt herd behavior. The hereditary trait of people to act as a flock of sheep.
The strange and sad thing with the public is that they can be very easily manipulated or/and misguided. They can follow any charlatan-politician-leader-celebrity as long as he/she seems powerful or eloquent enough. I guess it is our own inert "herdity" to blame for this.
by JPSergeant August 6, 2012
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hardtard

Being retarded, in a hardcore way.
Dude, that guy's so retarded.

Ya, he's a hardtard.
by Buster Highmann July 13, 2014
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Hardilidge Cartilage

When you get wet or get a raging boner from a good rub and finger/tongue fuck in the ear
Hey baby I love the way you work your tounge on my ear canal, giving me a hardilidge cartilage
by The Mortimaster August 12, 2017
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