by Joe O'Regan June 17, 2010
A silicon device filled with freshly spilt man yoghurt used to end a fight with the guys in the apartment downstairs.
'I think we're winning this one, Jeff.'
'Holy hell, get down!'
'What is it?'
'They just threw a Chinese Hand Grenade, and it landed on Mike's head!'
'Holy hell, get down!'
'What is it?'
'They just threw a Chinese Hand Grenade, and it landed on Mike's head!'
by Tund March 6, 2008
Slide your fist into someone's asshole and spread all your fingers out all at once.
Much like the regular hand grenade, but instead of using a vagina, you are using an ass hole.
Much like the regular hand grenade, but instead of using a vagina, you are using an ass hole.
by muffinhasmypants April 19, 2009
When a female lies flat on her back naked with her head hanging slightly off the bed and a male places his balls in her mouth while he masturbates facing her torso with his buttocks above her face. Upon ejaculating on her chest, he passes gas in her face simultaneously.
Joe gave his girlfriend an "Israeli hand grenade" before heading home to the gym. She cannot wait until the next Israeli hand grenade comes her way!
by hmm, let me think about it September 21, 2012
by jay's idea March 8, 2007
by The_Notorious_Dr_J September 5, 2008
Invented in Harvey, New Brunswick, Canada. A form of foreplay whereby the fist is inserted into the partner's rectum. Once fully inserted past the wrist one attempts to fully open the hand and extend all digits. When performed solo it is referred to as the Harvey High Five.
Due to an increase in medical expenses the Harvey Hand Grenade is now forbidden in all New Brunswick Prisons.
by Noisy as Dry Buggery October 3, 2010