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chocolate hammock

Phenomenon occurring whilst on holiday in a hot climate wherby the anus dilates to several times it's normal relaxed state, coating the interior of ones undercrackers with a piquant peanut butter style slurry, causing the gusset area to resemble a hammock made of chocolate.
"Darling, how was your journey back from China?" Charles asked.
"It was terrible" Camilla weeped, "My suitcase fell off the trolley and burst open and all the world's media got to see my chocolate hammocks!"
by dominic norton December 3, 2005
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hambonia

The imaginary place you go when you are drunker than drunk can be.
Im headed to Hambonia.
by Colt Sever April 6, 2005
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Poop Hammock

When you are going number 2 and your shirt is so long that it catches your poop.
Aw man yesterday i was taking a shit and turned my tall T into a poop hammock
by Dale Richardson June 7, 2010
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Hambo

A person who, although charming, has a tendency to disappear at 3 o'clock on a Friday afternoon (under the guise of getting petrol) and reappear later at a random pub in Essex.
"He did a Hambo on us"
by Essa Scum March 31, 2009
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hafsol

1) A fucking awesome song by an Icelandic band, Sigur Ros.
2) Creatures mainly sighted near the Bay Area in California have been given the title "Hafsol" (for unknown reasons). The Hafsol has become a west coast phenomenon due to its unique skin texture. Local citizens of Santa Rosa claim it sometimes resembles styles of the 1940s, sometimes Native American, sometimes crocodilian. Reportedly, there have also been sightings in Hawaii. Allegations of the occasional flock to Japan during the warmer seasons have yet to be confirmed or denied.
1) "hey dude, what is that fucking awesome sound?"
"hafsol, of course"

2) "what is that?"
"a hafsol, of course"
by rhinoceros June 26, 2009
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hammock up

the first condition of the pants-off dance-off is that all participants must hammock up; no exceptions.
by diddle bomb October 31, 2008
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Hambog

at the bbq, they was grillin' hambogs.
by M_07 September 16, 2009
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