the flying hammock

two men one at each end of the female while holding the female in suspended form held by arms and legs like a hammock tied to 2 trees. one man holding legs while railing the shit outta her and the other holding her arms while tea bagging her.

Gregg and Sandor put this hooker hoe bag skank casy grey in the flying hammock like she was taking a damn siesta

by dickgobblin April 14, 2010

Mike in the Banana Hammock

A man in an overly tight speedo, man thong, or tightly fitted spandex shorts.

George: "Hey James, those extremely cropped spandex shorts really accentuate your package!"

James: (smiling broadly and proud) "I was going for that "Mike in the banana hammock" look. (James winks).

by Laurasia79 May 24, 2016

hammock

A turd holding apparatus constructed from toilet paper spanning laterally from one side of the toilet bowl to the other. The paper is held in place underneath the weight of the toilet seat, and employs simple suspension bridge technology. The engineer shits in the hammock, making toilet paper reinforcements depending on the consistency of the turd (i.e. moisture, viscosity, and density). When all the stalls in a given bathroom have been successfully hammocked, the facility is known to be in a state of "Caribbean hangout."

Me - -Dude, me and all my boys convened in the bathroom during free period and hammocked. Unfortunately, Jimmy never showed up and we were one short of a "Carribbean hangout."

Friend - How selfish.

by the master builder February 24, 2011

Pudding hammock

The act of shitting yourself while wearing a speedo.

Timmy spotting a shark while surfing, resulted in a pudding hammock

by Ducci13 August 12, 2012

Hammocking

The act of laying in a hammock and enjoying the swing of nature pushing you gently into a slumber.

Hey Danielle, you should wake up early so we can go buy and hammock and get some hammocking on later.

by Ninjamanbat June 25, 2016

Bannana Hammock

Any small bikinni-style swim suit for men. Normally tight-fitting like a speedo.

Europeans like to wear bannana hammocks.

by Erik Aguilar January 28, 2004

Turd Hammock

1. Shitty underwear. Underwear that has been spray farted into.

Did you hear Fish made another turd hammock today, he really laid it down.

by coopman27 March 22, 2009