Hablockup

A word used to reference an act of significance or express undeniable excitement at an accomplishment of some kind.

In sports, this can be used when a three-pointer is hit from long-distance. Ex: "Williams from the three point line and...hablockup!" Likewise, in everyday life it is equally as viable. Boss: "Smith, great job on the Collins account. You're getting a raise!" Smith: "Hablockup!"

by Mr. Gimmedat June 7, 2013

Hadlock diet

When instead of dieting you start using methamphetamine to get the weight off.

*Jefferson County

I can eat whatever I want and still lose the weight I'm on the Hadlock diet.

by Michaels girl April 17, 2015

Hamhockin'

The act of starring at another man's genitalia or "ham".

Example 1:
Hey Justin!? What are you doing?

Hamhockin' Fletcher while he changes.

Example 2:
I got 2 eyes a working eye (used for everyday use, work etc.) and a hamhockin' eye (inspecting another guys junk)

by NateThompson May 30, 2018

Hamlickered

A point of drunkeness that a straight guy takes two dudes home.

Dude, John got so hamlickered last night.

by Grnspd November 14, 2019

phone hammock

When going to the bathroom and you want be certain not to lose your phone. You put it in your underwear which is hanging between your legs like a phone hammock.

dude I left my phone in the bathroom again.

You should have used your phone hammock. I never lose mine.

by DerAbgrund June 4, 2017

the flying hammock

two men one at each end of the female while holding the female in suspended form held by arms and legs like a hammock tied to 2 trees. one man holding legs while railing the shit outta her and the other holding her arms while tea bagging her.

Gregg and Sandor put this hooker hoe bag skank casy grey in the flying hammock like she was taking a damn siesta

by dickgobblin April 14, 2010

Mike in the Banana Hammock

A man in an overly tight speedo, man thong, or tightly fitted spandex shorts.

George: "Hey James, those extremely cropped spandex shorts really accentuate your package!"

James: (smiling broadly and proud) "I was going for that "Mike in the banana hammock" look. (James winks).

by Laurasia79 May 24, 2016