Pressed Ham

Pressing one's butt cheeks up against a window or glass.

We pressed ham to another car on the road.

by dadaevan April 4, 2007

rum ham

A delicious baked ham... soaked with 90 proof rum. Made popular by Frank Reynolds on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

“This is ham soaked in rum. It is loaded in booze.” -Frank
“God dammit, Frank. Eating you drinks? … That is genius!” -Mac, regarding the rum ham

by DJ Asclepius September 23, 2011

a ham

A ham is someone who says or does silly things to be the center of attention. Although anyone can be a ham, you'll often see this with children who are around unfamiliar adults.

That kid is such a ham. When Aunt Lori came over for dinner, he spent the entire time talking in a pirate voice and saying "arr". She thought it was hilarious, so he just kept up his routine the whole night.

by Greggie Eggie January 29, 2017

Ham Banjo

Being of the vagina variety. Kind of like beef curtain but of a lighter colored pinkish color of labia. A ham banjo is played like a real banjo where the player flutters his fingers over the strings. If this maneuver has been performed correctly, this makes the girl cum violently.

I put my hand down her panties so I could play a little ham banjo if you know what I mean.

by Chas. Tilden April 6, 2008

dangly ham

a womans vaginal lips

wow man she looks good enough to eat
yer man ill start with the dangly ham

by dangerousdan0698 December 27, 2007

gook ham

when an enormous buildup of feces inside a man's rectum puts so much pressure on the prostate that a bowel movement causes an ejaculation in mid-dump; the ejaculate clings to the large load and glistens while floating in the cool, toilet water.

Dustin said, "I beef whistled a gook ham in that bathroom back there."

by Sprant Burjong September 22, 2009

soggy ham wallet

When someone vomits into a vagina and then proceeds to have sex with it.

John felt sick while he was going down on Alice, so he went for the soggy ham wallet.

by Drit12345 September 27, 2010