Hal

A Endearment used during the courtship of Zenyx and (after then ended) was vowed never to be used on anyone else
Thank you for being my Hal.
by Ael :) December 10, 2023
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Hal is a good Christian guy who doesn’t leave his girlfriend and loves to hang with the boys
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HAL. . . Hacks and Losers

When ppl that do certain jobs take constant shortcuts instead of doing their jobs to best of their abilities are Hacks, and ppl who don't and won't do their jobs without a fight are known as your typical Loser.
Bro: "Man, I just downloaded this new app on my console and it crashes every fukn time I try to use it. It's so bad that my console started to crash as well. Swear, some of these Dev's are a bunch of HAL's. I wish more of them gave a shit about the work they put out"

Bro two:"Man, I hear ya on that one!"
by H8MONGREL December 18, 2021
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Hal

The best boyfriend someone could EVER ask for, he’s tall, weird, hot, nerdy, and the sweetest person ever.
Wow, he is so gorgeous! I bet his name is Hal and he has a girlfriend so we shouldn’t talk to him
by Inlovewithbbg February 17, 2025
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Most gullible cunt out there
Ethan: "hal you gotta join the call that doesn't exist"
Hal: "but where is it tho, I cant find it"
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Hal Baker

A man who enjoys a good job as a top celebrity chef, but suffers from poor self masturbation. He usually gains help from a sibling or parent/guardian to finish the process of masturbation for him, up to the point of orgasm.
"He sure is a great cook but I've heard Johnny is a... Hal Baker."
by JackSimmons6754 December 28, 2011
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