Hairy Carpet

someone (normaly a woman) who has a lot of pubic hair.

"man, that bitch's hairy carpet was crazy!"

by Smexalicious October 22, 2009

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Hairy Manilow

Euphemism for a vagina

Hey Lola, you have a tremendous Hairy Manilow

by Hermiasarmpit July 28, 2018

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Hairy Waldo

When one can not locate a penis due to it hiding underneath a large amount of pubic hair.

Girl: So I was having sex with this guy and he had a hairy waldo. I was all "Where is it? I can not find it under all this hair." And then I found it, I found Waldo!

by Walda2003 October 29, 2009

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hairy lasso

The sexual parts of a woman. Also my favourite part.

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Johnny: Hey look at her hairy lasso
Johno: Fuck yeah!

by Johno W December 3, 2007

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Before engaging in rough sex, the man shaves his pubes and puts them in a pile within a reachable distance. Then the man blows his load all over his partners face right before he grabs and hurls his pubes so that they stick all over her visage, making her look like a hairy monkey.

I love you more than anything; please accept this hairy monkey as a token of my appreciation.

by UberBad March 18, 2005

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