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Helli Ha Ha

A sarcastic retort to anyone who goes by the name of Helen that makes a derisory comment in your direction. The phrase is delivered with a shoulder up - down movement as each syllable is uttered, thus creating the suggestion that one is both a child (or at least possesses child-like qualities) and a simpleton, with little idea of how to successfully kick someone's ass verbally. Found around the Droitwich and Leeds areas.
Helen: "Is that acne or did you swap your face for a pizza?"
Pizza Face: "Helli Ha Ha."
by Jamez to the K September 5, 2008
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funny ha ha

Funny ha ha / Funny strange - Old SNL skit starring Chris Elliot where he and his evil twin own two separate gift shops- one funny "haha" another funny "strange"
Customer: hey I need some whoopee cushions and fake poop for some pranks I'm playing on a friend.
Clerk: Oh, that's more funny ha ha. This shop is more funny strange. Want to see some shrunken heads, or the Fiji mermaid?
by Flava Dave September 25, 2005
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Ah ha ha

When everything in your life is going down hill u just need to ah haha it away
Them : kubas gay

Me : ah ha ha
by Soniatookool July 25, 2019
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HAS

Acronym for 'hands are shaking'. Happens during internet chat when you suddenly l.o.l so hard that your fingers have no power to type further. This would happen in the middle of the conversation when the fellow chatter might be waiting for you to type something, but u can't cos u are dying out of laughter on the other end.
Bff : (*says something funny*)
Me:

Bff: (*continues saying *)
Me:

Bff: 'are u there?'
ME: HAS
Bff: 'oh..lol *continues saying*)
by Deftaz December 24, 2010
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Mini Ha Ha's

Damn, check out the Mini Ha Ha's on that bitch!
by The Night Elf July 27, 2007
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ha-ha-hawkward

1. A word used to describe a situation where someone tries to make an awkward situation less awkward by making a joke, which everyone kind of just awkwardly laughs at, and soon everyone is awkwardly laughing.
2. An awkward situation that everyone laughs about a year or more later.
1. Jessica: I heard Nolan and Julia had a weird date last night...
Thomas: Yeah, they weren't talking like at all. Nolan tried to make a joke, and they both just ended up awkwardly chuckling.
Jessica: Wow. That's ha-ha-hawkward.

2. Viv: Remember when we walked into the boy's locker room when Matt switched the signs, and like almost started changing?
Fiona: Oh yeah. That was so awkward. (laughs) but we're laughing now, so I guess it was a ha-ha-hawkward situation.
by SassySally April 14, 2009
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HAS

The world renowned High Altitude Shit (HAS) is basically when a person sits on top of a toilet cubicle, you can do this on your own or even better with a friend, and take a massive shit form the top of the cubicle meaning you can get the satisfaction of adding some good splash back and volume to your daily dump
-"What the fuck are you doing up there?"
-"HAS all the way"
-"What the fuck is a HAS"
-"High Altitude Shit"
-"Room for one more?"
-"As always"
by TJ Baxter March 6, 2009
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