Mental Gymnastics

The act of believing something so profoundly stupid and illogical, it requires creating a new word in the English language.

See Also: Donald Trump

President Trump won the Olympic gold medal in mental gymnastics.

by Mr. Cynical the Millenial May 2, 2017

Gymnastics

That thing you do after sex to reach the nearest t-shirt.

Gymnastics-

"No... wait... you move this way. No, no, not... yeah, that way. Now grab that shirt. Or the shorts... whatever you can reach. Yeah, that's fine, that'll work." *scampers off to bathroom*

by Thaaaank fr. June 23, 2013

Gymnasties

Any micro-organisms, germs, microbes, organisms, pathogens, viruses found on gym equiptment surfaces after being used by a sweaty, fat, smelly, man who you will never see at the gym again.

Ugh, that Chris-Farley-on-coke looking guy put his crotch on that abducter machine and didnt wipe it off! And he's not wearing underwear! Eeew! His gymnasties are everywhere!

by Ggbeltram May 18, 2006

gymnastyosis

this is a disease where your limbs go super stretchy and you are able to wrap your arms 4 times around your body. a little like mr fantastic in the fantastic 4.
also another effect of this disease is that ya cant help yaself but shout at random people telling them they should never take up gymnastics because their mum told so.

unfortunately you are now diagnosed with gymnastyosis

by mike blown January 18, 2008

wilton high school gymnastics

....wait what gymnastics team?

"What did you do last night man?"
-wilton kid # 1
"Ohh I tried to outdrink some new canaan kids... I lost though" - wilton kid # 2
"Oh that's a shame... maybe you can go drink your sorrows away, and then hookup with one of the those "NASTy" hoes on our gymnastics team..." - wilton kid # 1
"wait, we have a girls gymnastics team?" Wilton kid # 2
"...i know ... i thought they were the guys gymnastics team first time i looked at 'em..."- Wilton kid # 1
"I think I passed out yesterday after like 2 beers... maybe if I could hold myself for another round, I might actually start to find one of them attractive." - Wilton kid # 2
"Quite doubtful." Wilton kid # 1

by somerandomwiltonboys April 21, 2005

tnt gymnats

like to pretend they are black and are obessed with boning.Can be found in the gym or dancing on bars. Cant be identified by using vocabulary such as Kup, Lit, and Nucca.

LIT we danced on bars in cancun

by jenn February 13, 2005

gymnasty

A man or woman who practices gymnastics and also has a preference for dirty sexual activity

Here comes Gymnasty and Gonzales... those guys!

by Pygmy Hunter May 20, 2016