gymnastyosis 

this is a disease where your limbs go super stretchy and you are able to wrap your arms 4 times around your body. a little like mr fantastic in the fantastic 4.
also another effect of this disease is that ya cant help yaself but shout at random people telling them they should never take up gymnastics because their mum told so.

unfortunately you are now diagnosed with gymnastyosis

gymnastyosis by mike blown January 18, 2008