Gurken

As well as being a well known pickle, it is used as another way of describing ones penis.

Jamie Neilson likes jerking others mens gurkens.

by Jammyboy366 March 15, 2009

GURKEY

A fricking stooped term used by FGTEEV Duddy that literally replaces the t in Turkey with a g. It makes no sense and is annoying to hear repeated on a "video" that is more of an advertisement.

Duddy, "Oh MUh Gah- GURKEETY GURKEY GURKEY
His child, "HAHAHAHLOLOLOLOXDHARHHAH"
DUDDY, *Silence for once* "GURKEY"

by Bigsexwaluigio July 12, 2018

Guake

a guy who talks to many girls in a flirtatious mannor at once.

Person 1: that guy is such a fucking guake. stop talking to him please or you will get preggers...and die

Person 2: no he isnt! he loves me and i love him too

three years later....person one is pregnant with his baby along with two other girls

by jesslovesmomo September 26, 2010

all little-guyed out

Means to be exhausted or very tired; they can't handle staying up late

person1: I'm just gonna go to bed, I got up early today
person2: Aw what are you all little-guyed out?

by JennyD June 11, 2006

guyver

A late 80s/early 90s manga and anime series by a fellow named Yoshiki Takaya. Revolved around three alien units known as 'guyvers' that, when fused with a human would encase him/her with a sort of 'bio-boosted armor' and give them all sorts of fun abilities. A big bad (strange) corporation known as Chronos is out to get ahold of these units, which were once in their possession but got stolen at the beginning of the story. One of the units comes into the possession of a high school student named Sho, who after fusing with it finds himself on the run from Chronos.

The anime version stopped after 12 episodes and had an English dub which have pretty awful voice acting. The manga, however, is still ongoing and has a very interesting storyline.

Two live action movies were made in the US. The first starred Mark Hamill (yes, the same guy who played Luke Skywalker in Star Wars) and was pretty cool if a bit on the cheesey side. The second had a much smaller budget and felt like a long, drawn out Power Rangers episode. Both don't really seem to follow the main storyline in the manga so much.

Ever since James fused with a Guyver unit he has become far too arrogant for anyone to share his company.

by retro November 1, 2004

Guyet

A Guyet is when you work out so you can justify eating foods you love. Usually fried things. Or burgers.

Run two days a week, then demolish a 16 oz rib eye steak crusted with blue cheese. That's a Guyet.

by Communication January 25, 2013

gunkelfucked

When someone finds extreme pleasure (often erotic), out of an otherwise painful or horrible situation.

Man, Jesse got Gunkelfucked last night. We paid this married townie $10 to beat the piss out of him all night, and he was loving every second of it. She even told us that when she backhanded his thunder penis, it was hard as lightning.

by GlucosamineChondroitin June 23, 2008