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Gurgle Splat

The sound of saliva hitting the cold pavement, and/or, the sound of someone gargling and then spewing it in the sink. Basically a sound effect to use in a conversation that is going stale.
"When you spit that sucker out it went Gurgle Splat!"

" And the noise went gurgle splat, and it hit the ground."
by La-Lizzay November 12, 2005
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gurgle punch

When one person ejaculates into the mouth of another. Then after consumption has occurred the mouth is coverred by a hand and the person holding the sperm in their mouth, has extreme force exerted over their abdominals very rapidly causing the sperm/saliva mixture to be ejected from their nose.
Johnny gave Nancy the gurgle punch of her life last night causing her nose to bleed.
by you need some gum, hun September 26, 2006
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gurglesock

The art and science of finding weaknesses in your opponent by slapping an open hand between two parts of the opponent's body. Creativity is encouraged and the only way to success. Victory is determined by whoever surrenders first. For example, slapping between the opponent's legs or between their elbow and ribcage, etc.
Action: Slapping another person between their fetal position torso and tops of thighs; Yelling: GURGLESOCK!!!!
I gurglesocked him so hard he cried and peed himself.
by Hannonay October 13, 2013
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Gurgleshwerg

When someone is extremely moronic and doesn’t understand basic concepts
That moron is a real gurgleshwerg
by awesoe dude August 24, 2021
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sperm gurgler

someone, male or female, who swallows the sperm of a male.

and insult for someone you dont like
by Emperor Xist January 27, 2006
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Gurgle Monster

Someone who sucks cock, or one skilled in oral stimulation. Usually locatde on a street corner, sometimes accompanied by a pimp. Most often a rogue skank.

Offensive term.
by Naaman Hudgins March 18, 2004
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gurtek

Finest being. Intellectual genius. deep minded . great lover when you find a gurtek he wont let you go because gurtek's are dedicated lovers. A gurtek would give his life for a loved one.
The gurtek did not let go of my love.
by lisaral May 13, 2008
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